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06-30-2025, 03:25 PM
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Decomposed Body of Old Man Found On His Hammock
Edit: Initial backstory given was inaccurate. Itaitinga, Ceará, Brazil. The deceased was identified as 58-year-old Francisco A.d.O.G.   |
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06-30-2025, 04:55 PM
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Re: Decomposed Body of Old Man Found On His Hammock
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06-30-2025, 08:29 PM
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Re: Decomposed Body of Old Man Found On His Hammock
Oh hell ya!!! That’s some serious zombie material !! He looks amazing! Could you imagine the fright of seeing him reach out for you in that state of being!!  |
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06-30-2025, 09:09 PM
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Re: Decomposed Body of Old Man Found On His Hammock
I wonder how long it was after they first noticed the smell before they called the police?
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06-30-2025, 09:15 PM
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Re: Decomposed Body of Old Man Found On His Hammock
Judging by his ankle wrap, his obese diabetic ass didn't have any help. Probably got infection, then got pneumonia, and failure to thrive 
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06-30-2025, 10:19 PM
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Re: Decomposed Body of Old Man Found On His Hammock
At least he died doing what he loved.
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07-04-2025, 03:38 PM
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Re: Decomposed Body of Old Man Found On His Hammock
Fat nasty fucks looks better than a few people I know
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07-06-2025, 10:31 AM
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Re: Decomposed Body of Old Man Found On His Hammock
Props to the person recording this; they got all the details |
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07-06-2025, 10:44 AM
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Re: Decomposed Body of Old Man Found On His Hammock
that belly is about to pop. Nasty! |
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07-07-2025, 04:35 PM
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Re: Decomposed Body of Old Man Found On His Hammock
Maggots are happy!!  |
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