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I see years of therapy in the lives of those kids.
In Russia? You must be kidding. They don't do that sort of thing there. You just suck it up and keep going (or commit suicide - your choice).
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damn you grim reaper
can't you just wait a little longer
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Say the full names, motherfuckers. He was called Titenko, not V.T.
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His sh-elf life expired!
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Say the full names, motherfuckers. He was called Titenko, not V.T.
There's a rule on DR restricting the use of real names for people who break the law or are murdered or killed in an accident. I don't know if it applies to falling over dead from a heart attack.

We need a moderator to weigh-in on this one, I think.

If so, I think you might owe someone a teensy little apology.
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That's really pretty sad. Sounds like he was a good guy.
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In Soviet Russia Santa Claus attack heart.
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Re: Death Rides a Sleigh!

I just realized how hilarious that would be for those poor sweet little dumpling children. Santa dies right in front of them.
Half of them will probably contract the Cookie-Phobia, and the other half will start a cult that shits down people's chimneys every winter.
Going to Heaven is a bad thing?
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I blame it on that silver suit and red bow tie.
I’d die of shame if I had to wear that!
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Re: Death Rides a Sleigh!

Going to Heaven is a bad thing?
Wow, that might have been the longest I've ever looked at the same seven words man. I thought that you meant "How could this guy look down his nose so negatively upon chimney shitting? When its heavenliness seems so obvious to me?"
But I get it now though...Santa is the chimney, and Heaven is all child shit they're jamming into him before the first responders arrive. Right?


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