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● 12-19-2018, 07:49 AM
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Death Rides a Sleigh!

I just realized how hilarious that would be for those poor sweet little dumpling children. Santa dies right in front of them.
Half of them will probably contract the Cookie-Phobia, and the other half will start a cult that shits down people's chimneys every winter.
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● 12-19-2018, 08:03 AM
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Re: Death Rides a Sleigh!

who knew there would be a Christmas special here!!
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Aww Poor kids. Hope his eyes were closed and the kiddies were taken away from the scene.
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Re: Death Rides a Sleigh!

An actor impersonating Father Frost, a Russian counterpart of Santa, had heart problems during a New Year Party in the Siberian city of Kemerovo.

The four-year-olds were dancing around a brightly coloured New Year tree and were reciting poetry for Santa, but the actor suddenly collapsed.

Some of the youngsters thought it was part of the game and rushed towards him.

Another actor dressed as a clown rushed to help the stricken Father Frost.

He was rushed to hospital in Kemerovo but died on the way, said a medical source.

The man was named as V. T., a well-known professional actor in the city.

The 67-year-old was not feeling well and had complained of chest pains.

But he did not want to let the children down so came to perform for them.

A spokesman at the Musical Theatre of Kuzbass where he was a star said: “In recent years his health was not ideal.

“He had been through complicated heart surgery, but still performed on the stage and had been working at full capacity, not sparing himself.”

Titenko was given a day off from the theatre but insisted on going to the children’s party.
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Re: Death Rides a Sleigh!

It's all fun and games until Russian Santa has a massive heart attack.
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Re: Death Rides a Sleigh!

Ho ho ho and down you go.. Those kids after this incident won't get to ride on the Polar Express, they won't be believers
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Re: Death Rides a Sleigh!

father frost turned into father permafrost!
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Re: Death Rides a Sleigh!

Why am I chuckling?!
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Re: Death Rides a Sleigh!

He went down like a plank of wood.
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Re: Death Rides a Sleigh!

Aww, such a cute video. I wonder if he made that death gurgling in front of the kids.
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