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Did I tell you I recently went to an Egyptian business seminar ??

Total waste of time. I think it was just some kind of pyramid scheme ........

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My school teacher once asked me "Poppa, do you know why the ancient egyptians worked so hard to build the Great Pyramids out in the desert?

I replied "I suppose because 'Great Igloos' would melt ?"

She whipped around and glared at me (as the class began laughing), stormed over to my table, told me stand up ......... and without warning "sack tapped" me with some real gusto.

Worst thing of all though, is that I'm home schooled. Fuck you Mom, you didn't need to rattle my 'nads like that.

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What things they now "see" and know...! Truly, it is we who should envy the "dead!" At least those whom died in friendship with God!
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My school teacher once asked me "Poppa, do you know why the ancient egyptians worked so hard to build the Great Pyramids out in the desert?

I replied "I suppose because 'Great Igloos' would melt ?"

She whipped around and glared at me (as the class began laughing), stormed over to my table, told me stand up ......... and without warning "sack tapped" me with some real gusto.

Worst thing of all though, is that I'm home schooled. Fuck you Mom, you didn't need to rattle my 'nads like that.

Thank you, Poppa, I really needed a good laugh today, and you gave it to me! You are very funny!
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What things they now "see" and know...! Truly, it is we who should envy the "dead!" At least those whom died in friendship with God!
Amen, brother!
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I'll have to use that joke in my Las Vegas lounge act!
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What is the difference between Dubai, and Abu Dhabi? Answer: Dubai don't like the Flintstones.....Abu Dhabi do! Get it?
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the last one, so I can be in 2 places at one time!


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