Death By Handicapped Spatula!

Dr Thrumpkinz · #1 11-02-2020, 12:01 AM

In Myanmar of all places. A place not well known for its handies, but quite notorious for its spatchless cuisine.

JakeHarper · #2 11-02-2020, 12:40 AM

Why? And what is going on in the second vid?

**kellyhound** · #3 11-02-2020, 02:07 AM

listening to that heavy breathing i'm sure this will count for a covid death.

Necrotic Bowel · #4 11-02-2020, 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by JakeHarper

Why? And what is going on in the second vid?

In the second video the two guys standing up next to each other are getting married in the countries first gay wedding. Those kneeling in front of them are the best man and bridesmaids. Everyone dressed in camouflage are part of the wedding, the theme of which was “Don’t ask, don’t tell... WE’RE FABULOUS!”.

The first video is the honeymoon, which was unfortunately cut short when the people of the local village found out what a “gay wedding” was.

deliverance_ · #5 11-02-2020, 03:00 AM

I'm not a fan of *******, but they don't deserve to die like that.

Let them bum each other in peace.

Tyrantus · #6 11-02-2020, 03:03 AM

I really hope those guys were wearing steel-toe boots. Speaking from experience, its pretty easy to fracture a toe while repeatedly kicking in someone's skull. Wouldn't want someone to get hurt.

DanteAntonelli · #7 11-02-2020, 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Tyrantus

I really hope those guys were wearing steel-toe boots. Speaking from experience, its pretty easy to fracture a toe while repeatedly kicking in someone's skull. Wouldn't want someone to get hurt.

Comments like this bring renewed hope in human kind to my mind.
It is reassuring to learn there are still people who care for the well being of other people, I have bumped a toe and know how much it hurts, just imagine breaking a toe!

EYESwide85 · #8 11-02-2020, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Tyrantus

I really hope those guys were wearing steel-toe boots. Speaking from experience, its pretty easy to fracture a toe while repeatedly kicking in someone's skull. Wouldn't want someone to get hurt.

Very true, Planted a soccer style booting upside an individuals face many years ago, dude was knocked the fuck out, but my foot was swollen, couldnt walk on it for a few days. Learned a very important lesson that d ay: Though administering a boot to the face is is one hell of an experience, it's best to settle for repeat stomps. Not as glorious but hey you get more of them in than the one powerful pendulim swing that takes you out of the game for a few days. In closing I'd like to leave you all with this statement- "Sometimes more is better!"(EY85)

Dr Thrumpkinz · #9 11-02-2020, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by EYESwide85

Very true, Planted a soccer style booting upside an individuals face many years ago, dude was knocked the fuck out, but my foot was swollen, couldnt walk on it for a few days. Learned a very important lesson that d ay: Though administering a boot to the face is is one hell of an experience, it's best to settle for repeat stomps. Not as glorious but hey you get more of them in than the one powerful pendulim swing that takes you out of the game for a few days. In closing I'd like to leave you all with this statement- "Sometimes more is better!"(EY85)

Suicide_Note · #10 11-02-2020, 07:04 AM

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