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07-16-2017, 01:34 AM
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Re: Dead Man Propped Up with Eyes Open at Own Funeral

Someone in this family has seen "Weekend at Bernie's" once too often.
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Re: Dead Man Propped Up with Eyes Open at Own Funeral

Well it's up to his family .who are we to judge their choice ? No parent wants to outlive their child.
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Re: Dead Man Propped Up with Eyes Open at Own Funeral

Well, that was sorta creepy.
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Re: Dead Man Propped Up with Eyes Open at Own Funeral

Except it's not wax it's a real human being you fucking idiot.
She already knows he's a real human being, she was just pointing out the fact that he somewhat looked like a wax replica, and he does.
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Re: Dead Man Propped Up with Eyes Open at Own Funeral

Macabre...
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Re: Dead Man Propped Up with Eyes Open at Own Funeral

lol dat blunt in his hand..
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Re: Dead Man Propped Up with Eyes Open at Own Funeral

id like to do a line off his leg lol
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Re: Dead Man Propped Up with Eyes Open at Own Funeral

The police have no lead on the crime maybe because all the lead is inside that body!
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Fuuuuuuck no.
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Re: Dead Man Propped Up with Eyes Open at Own Funeral

Stupid custom


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