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02-21-2024, 04:19 PM
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Dead Guy in the Road That Was Run Over by Heavy Traffic
Mexico, A man came forward to Police telling he knew the victim, M, that was driving a VW Jetta and was accompanied by another person. Both were drunk and driving on the highway and when M, got out of the car to relieve himself he was hit by a truck and later on by other traffic turning him into a human blob. It took two hours for emergency services to arrive.     |
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02-21-2024, 04:28 PM
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Re: Dead Guy in the Road That Was Run Over by Heavy Traffic
WTF HE'S ALL F -UP HIS FEET ARE WHERE HIS ARMS ARE AND HIS EYE AND WHATEVER LEFT OF HIS FACE IS IN HIS UNDERWEAR   |
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02-21-2024, 04:55 PM
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Re: Dead Guy in the Road That Was Run Over by Heavy Traffic
When you gotta go,,,,,,,, you gotta GO!!  |
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02-21-2024, 05:03 PM
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Re: Dead Guy in the Road That Was Run Over by Heavy Traffic
On the upside, I doubt his bladder is full anymore...
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02-21-2024, 05:33 PM
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Re: Dead Guy in the Road That Was Run Over by Heavy Traffic
FUCK.....why did I take French when I should have taken Spanish?!? (I'll fucking tell you why, goddamn it! The French teacher was fucking beautiful! .......& I'd take it again.) 
__________________ "Here lies the body of Mary Lee, died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity, not a bad record for this vicinity." |
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02-22-2024, 02:51 AM
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Re: Dead Guy in the Road That Was Run Over by Heavy Traffic
This must be the origin of the phrase "ass over elbow".
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02-22-2024, 05:37 PM
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Re: Dead Guy in the Road That Was Run Over by Heavy Traffic
That eye in photo #1
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02-22-2024, 06:03 PM
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Re: Dead Guy in the Road That Was Run Over by Heavy Traffic
Now this is what should be shown to everyone who has been driving drunk. This guy was so hammered that his eyes are looking out the side of his ass which is folded over onto his legs which are probably nothing but stains on the highway now  Another non driving drunk ass mofo fucktard removed from the gene pool Darwin Award Winner |
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02-23-2024, 12:35 AM
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 •Sofa King Band• Poster Rank:422 The external genitalia are that of an otherwise normal adult male. (I was in the pool!) Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 2,737
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Re: Dead Guy in the Road That Was Run Over by Heavy Traffic
Are you sure he's not just mostly dead?
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