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03-05-2010, 03:40 PM
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Re: Daniel V Jones' Suicide On a Los Angeles Freeway
We interrupt Spongebob to bring you this high-speed.... oh fuck. Sorry you hadda see that. Now, back to Spongebob!
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04-16-2010, 12:19 PM
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Re: Daniel V Jones' Suicide On a Los Angeles Freeway
oh the horror. where is the humanity here? Is there no one here who can feel sympathy for the poor soul? Is there no one here who will stand up, stand up and say "I feel bad for this person"??!?! Am I the only nice sane motherfucking cutning hun bastard here who is willing to do the right thing? Must I be the only fucking one here to lead by example? We are all one people folks!! If we get cut....do we not bleed? If we all get beheaded...do we not die?? I challenge every Tom, Dicks and Hairy here to be a better kind of person. To stand tall and firm in the face of an onslaught by lesser foes. We must stand united and unshakeable if we are to win this battle against the world outlook we all know and hate so much. I know what you are all thinking! That Souris101111 knows his fucking shit. That he's a natural born leader, destined to rise above all others out of sheer force of his determined spirit. That Souris101111 is like a Godsend, sent to help all lame cunts to rise again, to rise from the ashes of the hell they brought onto themselves. Trust me when I tell you all, Souris101111 has heard your call and is willing to answer it. The question he has of all of you is: are you prepared to do whatever it takes to reach a level of enlightenment you're never experienced before? Can you and will you tough it out no matter what evils and pains and agonies you have to go through to achieve it? If so, my friends, then you have just made the best decision you have EVER made in your life. Yes, today is the day. The day you reached a new level, a new plateau, one you never even knew you had access to before me. In short, you have asked God for the answer, and HE in his great wisdom sent me, the answer, to you. I know the level of exitement you all must have is overwhelming and powerful, and I know you are all grateful to me for providing it for you. I am humble when I say I am sent here by God myself, and I am humbly accepting in your desires to serve me. Now, can one of my minions tell me what the fuck this thread was about again? |
