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That was the easy part. Next, they have to play Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata on the baby grand piano.
Starting with the 3rd part, and going backward.
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Nope, none of those things were my inspiration. It all just boils down to my own personal obsession with Word-Smithery, and the evolution of those words that often occur in rooms with even one or two other like minded individuals--tossing nonsense around like hot lingual potatoes.

My dog Tipsy, once took a dump in our apartment in front of us..."Uh oh! Tipsy's doing a Thrunch!" He is currently 'Thrunching', or because he was a tiny cute dog he had assumed the responsibilities of a 'Thrunchling'.

And so the many spenders of anything beginning 'Thr' was born, and a new level was unlocked on the Word-Smith World. For example, once, well after Tipsy had been renamed to Throsco, he was vomiting...someone said "He's being a Throw Upper." I suspected, and quickly deduced that my friends carelessness had given the dog access to his Burger King garbage, and so...'Thropper' was born.
This all becomes extremely semi-relevant, once considering that my name was very nearly Dr. Thropperkinz.
As far as the 'kinz' and its spelling, that comes from cute sound that adding a 'kins' to the end of words has. But why the 'z' then? That comes from 'kleez' (how I think 'cles' should be spelled. eg. Damocles = Damokleez, Hercules = Herkuleez). So why does that matter, and what would happen if these two legendary men made a hypothetical baby together? Well, if said imaginary baby was a cute one, its name would be incomplete until the 'kinz' was added to it. Right?

What about your names? I've wondered about both of them. I like all the cannonreload icons--old Hollywood images, paintings they look like. Hard boiled egg eating contest--I've identified all of them so far, I think.
of course... of course the real answer is deeply personal and an inside joke/term of endearment and is better all-around, lol... I think the thing that gave me my idea was because your avatar at the time had the snorkel, lmao...

my username is just an optimistic play off of my real name... and my images that I use for my avatars are all digital.. I used to like to select a frame out of movies that I like... one frame that summed up the film, or at least represented a main aspect that I enjoyed... then I'd recreate that image in my own way... eventually, a select few will be enlarged, framed, and displayed on the walls of whatever box I decide to pay too much for in order to keep my clothes and computer there...

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As far as the 'kinz' and its spelling, that comes from cute sound that adding a 'kins' to the end of words has. But why the 'z' then? That comes from 'kleez' (how I think 'cles' should be spelled. eg. Damocles = Damokleez, Hercules = Herkuleez). So why does that matter, and what would happen if these two legendary men made a hypothetical baby together? Well, if said imaginary baby was a cute one, its name would be incomplete until the 'kinz' was added to it. Right?
agreed, but "-kinz" would only work while it was a cute baby... then it would sound silly... and those two as parents, it would hafta be a "strong", "manly" name...

Cockateez
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okay, I'm failing here... the kid would have to have a name "reboot".. Hey! "Rebooteez"



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agreed, but "-kinz" would only work while it was a cute baby... then it would sound silly... and those two as parents, it would hafta be a "strong", "manly" name...

Cockateez
Manateez
Machocheez
Ironeez
Testicleez

okay, I'm failing here... the kid would have to have a name "reboot".. Hey! "Rebooteez"



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Not a day goes by that I don't use some Testes-variant. Adding 'ifur' at the ends of words is very funny too. eg. Testostifur Reeves, so hopped up on stem cells he can produce children alone. Like his first son Tofurkuleez.

On a side note, I have this one friend who would always sneak up behind us, and pull a plastic bag over our heads tight on the face so you couldn't breath, screaming "You wanna chew some bag! You wanna chew some bag!" Effing traumatizing. So one time another friend snuck up behind him and put his dick into his back pocket and did the most amazing job keeping up to him without it coming out no matter how he tried to escape it, all the while screaming "Taste-the-Kleez! Taste-the-Kleez! Taste-the-Kleez!"
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I think the thing that gave me my idea was because your avatar at the time had the snorkel, lmao...
Ah yes, that's a Trevor Brown painting, so's the eyepatch Nurse though. Another DR member has a totally different Trevor Brown eyepatch nurse painting as his icon--there are a lot of them. I have a really big thread of paintings in the Hot Girls section called Idle Hands Not Welcome, but I excluded his art, but for one painting of a Nazi girl taking a mirror selfie, because the only other times I posted his art here I either got called a pedophile by some square lady, or it was just quickly removed without word. His paintings are wicked though.
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PS. My name was also almost Dr. Mantybysterz. The name we gave to edible underwear on the rough, and very rudimentary first outline of the menu of our future mobile lunch wagon enterprise called Muther Chysterz. A well laid out endeavour that was gently nudged into existence by one of our customary joint force vile rinsing brainstorm parties. Much hilarity, and word-smithalyzation came from the great Wash or 'Warsh' Adventures.



my go-to song to sing in my head, hum, or sing out loud whenever I'm having to perform the mundane acts of a supposedly responsible person... when those chores lower their brevity status to zero, I always see what condition my condition is in...
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my go-to song to sing in my head, hum, or sing out loud whenever I'm having to perform the mundane acts of a supposedly responsible person... when those chores lower their brevity status to zero, I always see what condition my condition is in...
Did you hear the version by White Denim that kinda cute trampy girl is listening to in her truck in season two of Fargo? It's just as good I think--faster.
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Those Cohen Brothers have some of the best taste in music. These are my favourite songs from seasons one and three.
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