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01-23-2019, 06:37 AM
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 ⋆Bunnylord⋆ Poster Rank:46 HAVE YANNI SPAY OR NEUTERED! Join Date: Jun 2016 Posts: 32,593
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Cue For Gumby Handjobs Starts Here!
First cousin to the infamous/hilarious jailhouse procedure commonly referred to as Jelly-Arming. Similar in many ways, the Gumby Handjob (or Gummy-handing) of course lacks the superior support and bracing provided by the prison bars. As well as the helpful hands of friendly inmates to keep the arm pulled good and tot through the bars whilst the jellying is taking place. But still, this tradition is time honoured, and just ineffective enough to make sure that clients will come back for more. Brazil's splendid ecosystem thrives before our very eyes. |
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01-23-2019, 07:17 AM
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 The Devil's Left Hand Poster Rank:70 Male Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 22,203 22,203Posts 43,092Thanked 9,551Quoted 21Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Cue For Gumby Handjobs Starts Here!
Is this some kind of punishment, or Brazilians being their usual dumb-ass selves and undergoing some type of initiation?  |
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01-23-2019, 07:24 AM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT Poster Rank:1247 M Join Date: Jul 2017 Posts: 506 506Posts 1,479Thanked 177Quoted 6Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Cue For Gumby Handjobs Starts Here!
They probably stole something, and if they didn't 'accept' this kind of punishment they would have been killed most likely, I think.
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01-23-2019, 07:33 AM
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Re: Cue For Gumby Handjobs Starts Here!
Definitely a theft thing. They'll always eff with the hands.
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01-23-2019, 08:51 AM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2159 Male Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 221 221Posts 1,203Thanked 47Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Cue For Gumby Handjobs Starts Here!
Can we stop for a second and give a well deserved congratulations to Dr Thrumpkins for using the term “gumby handjobs” in the title. Lol
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01-23-2019, 10:13 AM
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Re: Cue For Gumby Handjobs Starts Here!
I heard it's a better feeling when your hands are numb |
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01-23-2019, 10:26 AM
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Re: Cue For Gumby Handjobs Starts Here!
The palm smashing paddle is called a "palmatoria" - because Romance languages are terrible for naming things, but I digress - and it is basically like any other paddle used in the erstwhile days when corporal punishment was meted out in school. For whatever reason, though, Lusitanic societies historically had a particular affinity for striking the palms, which has carried on to this day despite school paddlings in Brazil being illegal for 50 years now. Besides being popular with criminal elements for the humiliation it generates, it is also a method the PM have been known to use in recent years to compel cooperation during interrogation, which, while being far from ideal, is still less unpleasant than the old method of wrapping electrical wires around the little toe and scrotum, and slowly raising the amperage.
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01-23-2019, 11:35 AM
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Re: Cue For Gumby Handjobs Starts Here!
Oh, you refer to the "Stranger". Hilariously, my friend invented the "Reverse Stranger" some time ago--where you cut off the feeling to your dick instead of your hand, so it feels like you're giving someone else a handjob. |
