[Raising Cain]

My mother works for the subway system in my city. She once told me of a suicide fail - woman ended up jumping when she heard the train coming through the tunnel into the station, too bad it was on the wrong set of tracks! LOL. She was eventually arrested after running through the tunnel to the next station. Next time, do us all a favour and just lick the third rail.

[lion]

what a dumpass lol

[bazi]

extreme boot to the aas

[fun2bhad619]

Jumped a little too late. If he had jumped just a split second earlier he would have been hamburger helper