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You're obviously a liberal arts major with no real world experience and you are everything wrong with the USA. Fire manufacturing is vital to our national defense and fire manufacturing has been largely stolen by China, as this video illustrates.
The British fire industry has also been decimated by foreign fire imports. I was trying to torch my ex husband's car last week and the petrol tank took forever to explode. Turns out, our fire supplier has turned to cheaper sources and no longer stocks British fire. I will be taking my custom elsewhere.
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The British fire industry has also been decimated by foreign fire imports. I was trying to torch my ex husband's car last week and the petrol tank took forever to explode. Turns out, our fire supplier has turned to cheaper sources and no longer stocks British fire. I will be taking my custom elsewhere.
Oh, they'll do that for sure! Thinking no one will notice.
I don't even bother with all these different fire stations any longer. Apart from the odd asbestos packaging complaint from my bitch postwoman, neighbours, and most recently our mayor, having all of my fire sent to me through the mail has worked splendidly.
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Oh, they'll do that for sure! Thinking no one will notice.
I don't even bother with all these different fire stations any longer. Apart from the odd asbestos packaging complaint from my bitch postwoman, neighbours, and most recently our mayor, having all of my fire sent to me through the mail has worked splendidly.
It's not quite so simple for me to get fire through the mail now as I have moved to a rented apartment and that means I have to worry about stupid stuff like not burning the front door down when the fire is delivered. It's something I could easily brush off when I lived with my parents who owned their house and they let the insurance deal with the random blazes and structural collapses that inevitably followed but I understand that our current landlord (who I think is probably in favour of these foreign fire imports) is actually bothered by them!

My fiancé is working in London for a while so I'm going to ask him if he can source any British fire while he is there. It may have to be brought here by courier though, as it apparently isn't allowed on trains, even if you book a separate seat for the journey.
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Fire factories are one of the most dangerous places to work due to the large amounts of fire and things catching on fire.
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I think they need another new guy
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smelting furnace , that'd be molten metal , no way you would easily put it out, itd just be liquid burning metal cooking you , he would have died, the burns he would have would be massive and his body would be cooked !!!!!
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Didn't even look at who posted this new thread but as soon as the music began I knew it was the Dr.
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