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02-10-2026, 12:06 PM
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Colombian Man's Body Mangled After Being Run Over by Multiple Vehicles
Buga-Tuluá highway, Valle del Cauca, Colombia A serious traffic accident occurred in the last few hours on the dual carriageway connecting Buga to Tuluá. According to preliminary information, the victim was initially run over by one vehicle and, subsequently, other motor vehicles traveling along the roadway passed over his body, causing his death at the scene. At the site, a bag was found containing a urinary catheter with the name Antonio M.S.Z. |
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02-10-2026, 12:34 PM
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Re: Colombian Man's Body Mangled After Being Run Over by Multiple Vehicles
Yowza!  What a mess. He’ll be a permanent part of the road there for some time to come. Those little piece will line the cracks until a torrential downpour washes away all the growing bacteria.  |
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02-10-2026, 12:50 PM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:30 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 49,599 Mentioned: 28 Post(s) Quoted: 24329 Post(s)
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Re: Colombian Man's Body Mangled After Being Run Over by Multiple Vehicles
He had a urinary catheter so you know he was living the good life.
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02-10-2026, 01:41 PM
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Re: Colombian Man's Body Mangled After Being Run Over by Multiple Vehicles
Good thing is, he doesn't need the catheter anymore. I am however totally unable to say where he pees from now. |
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02-10-2026, 03:57 PM
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Re: Colombian Man's Body Mangled After Being Run Over by Multiple Vehicles
The free toy should be in there somewhere  |
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02-11-2026, 09:43 AM
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Re: Colombian Man's Body Mangled After Being Run Over by Multiple Vehicles
I've seen a couple cases like that... well suicide jumpers off a highway overpass. The one lady... her body weighed less than 70 lbs when her drivers licenses listed her weight at almost twice that People where finding pieces lodged in their cars grill for weeks after  |
