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08-21-2024, 02:58 PM
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Colombian Man Sleeping on Hammock Killed When Wooden Post Falls on Head
In Coveñas, Sucre Department, a 46-year-old man was killed whilst lying on a hammock on a beach. One of the posts to which the hammock was tied was loose and was uprooted from the sand by the hammock's weight, causing it to fall on the victim's head.
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08-21-2024, 03:42 PM
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Re: Colombian Man Sleeping on Hammock Killed When Wooden Post Falls on Head
This reminds me of the time my penis fell out of my banana hammock and crushed one of my testicles. Ouch
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08-21-2024, 04:34 PM
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Re: Colombian Man Sleeping on Hammock Killed When Wooden Post Falls on Head
In better days.
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08-21-2024, 05:03 PM
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Re: Colombian Man Sleeping on Hammock Killed When Wooden Post Falls on Head
Oh man is it deaths in hammocks season already? I just took down my crushed by semi truck decorations
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08-21-2024, 05:29 PM
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Re: Colombian Man Sleeping on Hammock Killed When Wooden Post Falls on Head
Now that's taking a nap 
__________________ "Here lies the body of Mary Lee, died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity, not a bad record for this vicinity." |
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08-21-2024, 05:59 PM
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Re: Colombian Man Sleeping on Hammock Killed When Wooden Post Falls on Head
The many deaths by hammocks |
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08-21-2024, 06:28 PM
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Re: Colombian Man Sleeping on Hammock Killed When Wooden Post Falls on Head
Don't swing on the hammocks
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08-21-2024, 06:53 PM
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Re: Colombian Man Sleeping on Hammock Killed When Wooden Post Falls on Head
Boy that's bad luck
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08-21-2024, 07:12 PM
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Re: Colombian Man Sleeping on Hammock Killed When Wooden Post Falls on Head
Dammit man, talk about shitty fuckin luck. On vacation and chilling in a hammock and the hammock kills your ass.     |
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08-21-2024, 08:07 PM
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Re: Colombian Man Sleeping on Hammock Killed When Wooden Post Falls on Head
I suspect Squirrel Elements were tampering with the sand around the hammock pole! Probably digging and giggling as they went!  |
