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09-03-2021, 12:27 PM
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Re: Cleric Suffers Heart Attack During Delivering the Sermon
You’re not fucking wrong! My misses has me buy some expensive shit that she adds to the wash. My whites aren’t as good as theirs and I walk on pavements. Raging. |
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09-03-2021, 07:35 PM
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Re: Cleric Suffers Heart Attack During Delivering the Sermon
The local Mosque public relations department was quick to make the following statement: Our clerical staff known for their faithful devotion to Islam has once again touched the grace of Allah and we are happy to announce: M.A.M.A.'s sermon was so loved by Allah that he summoned him on the spot. Allah hu ahkbar! Allah hu ahkbar! Allah hu ahkbar! Allah hu ahkbar! Allah hu ahkbar! Allah hu ahkbar! Allah hu ahkbar! Allah hu ahkbar! Allah hu ahkbar! . . . It goes on for a while but I got tired of typing. |