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09-03-2021, 08:50 AM
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Cleric Suffers Heart Attack During Delivering the Sermon
Pakistan, He was 57 years old and devoted his entire life to the service of Islam. M. A. M. A. died of a heart attack during delivering the sermon last night while reciting the name of the Lord of the Worlds on the lips.
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09-03-2021, 09:28 AM
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Re: Cleric Suffers Heart Attack During Delivering the Sermon
ALLAH U ACHBAH
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09-03-2021, 09:53 AM
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Re: Cleric Suffers Heart Attack During Delivering the Sermon
Preaches death, and he got just that. Mid-sentence too. Ain't he (allah) just "great?"  (if he exists, he's a fucking comedian!)
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09-03-2021, 10:08 AM
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Re: Cleric Suffers Heart Attack During Delivering the Sermon
We all have to go sometime.
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09-03-2021, 10:37 AM
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Re: Cleric Suffers Heart Attack During Delivering the Sermon
They should have evacuated him with a black hawk helicopter  |
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09-03-2021, 10:42 AM
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Re: Cleric Suffers Heart Attack During Delivering the Sermon
Allah struck him down mid-sermon. It was payback for using his job as a mullah to get more ass than a toilet seat.
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09-03-2021, 11:33 AM
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Re: Cleric Suffers Heart Attack During Delivering the Sermon
Even allah hates Muslims
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09-03-2021, 11:49 AM
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Re: Cleric Suffers Heart Attack During Delivering the Sermon
water will help!
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09-03-2021, 11:57 AM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:30 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 49,627 49,627Posts 76,353Thanked 24,340Quoted 28Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Cleric Suffers Heart Attack During Delivering the Sermon
Looked more like a stroke than a heart attack.
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09-03-2021, 12:22 PM
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Re: Cleric Suffers Heart Attack During Delivering the Sermon
Say what you want about muslims, but their laundry game is fucking on-point. Their whites rival those of klansmen and gangbangers.
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