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05-07-2012, 07:28 PM
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I love seeing people with 1 leg. I just wish this guy lost his. Stupid shark bating bastard!
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I remember this. The irony was the guy was trying to prove how safe and tame the shark were.
Yeah, he said "as long as we dont move, and they dont see us as a threat then they could care less" CHOMP!!!

He had it wrong. It should have been more like "Lets get the fuck out of the water because my luck is about to run out."

People camping with grizzy bears. Swimming with great white's. Wading with bullsharks. Stalking wild lions on their hands and knees. DUDE!!
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Sushi anyone?
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Incredible how stupid people can be!!!!!


The idiot reporter feels "safe" because he is in the company of a shark behaviorists ??!!??!!...

mmmhhh let me rationalize this... ok, anyone should feel safe amidst dangerous creatures when in the
company of an "expert" in said beast, so we should assume the sharks realize they are interacting with a
"human" being who is an expert in shark behavior, ergo they should act as angelic, tame and even lovely
creatures, because, hey!... they're on camera for all the world to see, you know, yeah! that's what a normal
shark would think, it is so logical, so natural of them to think like that.

The shark "behaviorist" on his part feels so safe because in the past years no shark (a creature that by nature is one
of the most dangerous marine predators *even retards know this!!*) has attacked him. (probably out of pure luck really)

So if this guy ever goes to war and the first three days he doesn't get shot then he'll conclude that there's no
need to take cover because in the past three days he has not been shot at, ok I think I get it.
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Another Fail by Another Captain Retardo!
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Num Num Num Num? Agghh. It's the other white meat. Spit it out. Spit it out.
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shark week rules
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The people at Discovery Channel were trolling this guy, showing him the video and sticking a camera right in his face for his reaction. He deserved it for standing there.
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U wanna play with the Bull...your going to get the Horns!! Duh?
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The guy was trying to point blame at so called "spotters". Even if the guy would have let the idiot know there was a shark behind him, his sudden movement would have warranted an even bigger attack. WHAT A TOOL!


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