[spyderguard]

I'm always amazed by the bounce because I expect them to just turn into a puddle of goo the moment they make contact with the ground.

[gimlet]

the guy in the chef hat was there in seconds to claim tonights dish

[theresyourtrouble]

She def reached terminal velocity.
Emphasis on the “terminal”.

[Cryptkeeper]

She opted for the express checkout.

[Mr.NoCredit]

She should have tied her shoes better.

[akham]

Originally Posted by Mr.NoCredit ↗

She should have tied her shoes better.

Easy to critisize, but have you walked 20 stories in her shoes?

[jintsy]

The Great Fall of China

[Yanni]

i cant understand why literally everyone thinks humans "splatter". has nobody here ever prepared or cooked meat before? does a piece of raw meat "splatter" if you accidentally drop it on the floor? does a roast "splatter" if you drive over a bump too hard on the way home from the grocery store with it? dumb mfers

[spyderguard]

Originally Posted by Yanni ↗

i cant understand why literally everyone thinks humans "splatter". has nobody here ever prepared or cooked meat before? does a piece of raw meat "splatter" if you accidentally drop it on the floor? does a roast "splatter" if you drive over a bump too hard on the way home from the grocery store with it? dumb mfers

I admire how effortlessly you equate dropping a roast on the kitchen floor to a human body (with bones, different tissue structures, internal organs, etc.) slamming into concrete from a great height—your ability to oversimplify complex physics with unwavering confidence is truly dazzling.

[marcos_69]

Who in the fuck parked all those cars backed in? They can barely drive forward.