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11-09-2019, 02:09 AM
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Cement Trucked - Most of Him Still Under Wheel
A really bad leg sprain. He should've stretched a bit before making the journey. I looked through 13 pages trying to find it here before, but no luck. I'm feeling I didn't look further back enough. Seeing too many visions of dump or cement trucks cavorting around... |
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11-09-2019, 02:21 AM
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Re: Cement Trucked - Most of Him Still Under Wheel
I wonder what it's like to get smushed under a truck such as this? Does one feel and hear his/her bones cracking and breaking or feel the body parts tear off and left behind? Please respond with complete sentences.  |
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11-09-2019, 02:55 AM
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Re: Cement Trucked - Most of Him Still Under Wheel
If I had my choice, I believe I'd like to be drugged unconscious, and thrown out of a jet on top of Hillary Clinton. Hopefully, my demise defecation will force-feed impact what's left of the inside of her throat. Nothing like going out with style points. |
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11-09-2019, 06:51 AM
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Re: Cement Trucked - Most of Him Still Under Wheel
his plans for the future are now set in concrete
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11-09-2019, 07:54 AM
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Re: Cement Trucked - Most of Him Still Under Wheel
There was a video of an accident where the truck was on top of the womans torso eventually the weight of it pushing all the fecal matter through her leggings. Almost similar how lava slowly oozes out of a volcano.
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11-10-2019, 03:29 PM
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Re: Cement Trucked - Most of Him Still Under Wheel
That’s quite a long trail of smear. One of the longest I’ve seen. I wonder how many miles you could go and leave a distinguishable mark like that?
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11-11-2019, 05:35 PM
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Re: Cement Trucked - Most of Him Still Under Wheel
I'd rather land on top of Trump. His immense deposits of fat would make my survival certain, although the impact from my fall might smash his pea brain and cause the walnut-sized mass to fly out of his lying mouth like a half-cooked McNugget.
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