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08-13-2026, 10:59 PM
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Carnage After Four Truck Drivers Were Run Over Whilst Taking a Break
Al-Rutba, Iraq Four truck drivers were stopped by the roadside on Freeway 1 and taking a break when they were run over and killed by a semi-truck. They all had the same surname - Al-Khabouri - but nothing to specify they were related. |
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08-13-2026, 11:40 PM
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Re: Carnage After Four Truck Drivers Were Run Over Whilst Taking a Break
Al-Khabouri. It's like Smith, apparently.
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08-14-2026, 04:19 AM
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Re: Carnage After Four Truck Drivers Were Run Over Whilst Taking a Break
It was a hit, by a truck driving hit man. He was paid kill a fellow truck driver surnamed Al-Khabouri. So he whacked Al-Khabouri, and Al-Khabouri, and Al-Khabouri. Just to be sure.
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08-14-2026, 07:16 AM
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Re: Carnage After Four Truck Drivers Were Run Over Whilst Taking a Break
Aloha snackbar!
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08-14-2026, 12:11 PM
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Re: Carnage After Four Truck Drivers Were Run Over Whilst Taking a Break
My guess is that they were standing in the wrong place. In fact, I’ll bet money they were.  |
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08-14-2026, 12:37 PM
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Re: Carnage After Four Truck Drivers Were Run Over Whilst Taking a Break
Now I have to sacrifice a goat to Allah. I honestly did not think that would work
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08-14-2026, 05:19 PM
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Re: Carnage After Four Truck Drivers Were Run Over Whilst Taking a Break
Going to be a goatee funeral.
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08-14-2026, 11:35 PM
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Re: Carnage After Four Truck Drivers Were Run Over Whilst Taking a Break
Or you could sacrifice a "Goatee" to him.  |
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08-14-2026, 11:37 PM
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Re: Carnage After Four Truck Drivers Were Run Over Whilst Taking a Break
Damn... Bodies all the fuck everywhere... Must have been as serious break  |
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08-15-2026, 10:11 AM
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| The Candyman With the Windowless Van Poster Rank:139 Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 11,695 Mentioned: 32 Post(s) Quoted: 6177 Post(s)
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Re: Carnage After Four Truck Drivers Were Run Over Whilst Taking a Break
They had enough wheels to get the job done. If all those wheels are double, that's a 30 wheeler!
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