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It’s not difficult to look before opening your car door into oncoming traffic. Idiot.
i know he was looking he just got in the fucker its a hobby wise up you fucking retards people will do whatever hey create if its good enough it makes them feel better than others for their master plan
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I'm going to label it the menage a trois of stupidity.
Yes, or the Trinity of idiota.
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Her head was pushed so far into the ground that it popped up through my living room floor.
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08-08-2018, 03:30 PM
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Ahhh life at its finest there
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Idiots, the whole lot of them. The large truck driver is in both lanes of traffic, the scooter rider tries to pass too closely to the parked vehicles, and the door opening guy doesn't check traffic before opening his door.
Fucking hilarious
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The Perfect Storm
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I've had this happen to me. Broke my collarbone and had a great time eating shit.
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Thats Grim Reaper shit right there!
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i know he was looking he just got in the fucker its a hobby wise up you fucking retards people will do whatever hey create if its good enough it makes them feel better than others for their master plan
Gee, someone needs to go to grammar and punctuation school. That's hardly intelligible.
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Sounds like Halloween. Michael Meyers getting out of the car would have been great.
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