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11-20-2009, 02:31 AM
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Re: Bull Kills Matador
Strut around like a fucking peacock now Bitch!!! I love it when the bull wins! Well, sort of. He still gets killed I think...That's what the punk gets for wearing that bitch ass costume. Its hilarious how serious they take themselves. Makes it all the more fun when they get skewered! Fuck bullfighting, I wish they would try that shit with grizzly bears or something else that has badass teeth. Now that would be a show  |
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11-20-2009, 05:57 PM
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Re: Bull Kills Matador
Fuck bullfighters! They should hook all those assholes up to the glory hole in one of those fake cows they use for gathering semen. That'd be a way to die that they'd really deserve.
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11-22-2009, 03:09 AM
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Re: Bull Kills Matador
TORO BALLS, ANYONE? Want to go to Spain? Maybe you like to try to eat this specialty.... A man was on vacation in Spain and he was ready to try the tastiest and most delicious specialty of the Spanish people- "toro balls" which is of course, Bull's testicles. A local recommended to him a small restaurant just beside a bullfight arena so off he went there. Upon entering the small restaurant, sure enough, he saw on the other table two huge "toro balls" in a silver platter served to a hungry waiting customer. So, he excitedly sat himself to another chair in another table and prompted for the waiter. Waiter:"Buenas dias, señor? What do you want for today?" Tourist: "Oh, I want what he has (pointing to the other man), TORO BALLS!" Waiter: "Okay, señor but you have to wait till the current bullfight is over. You see, señor, once the bull is killed by the matador, its balls are ready to be cooked." Tourist: "Wow, that seems awesome, straight from the animal, eh? Very fresh pair of Toro Balls!!! I can wait" And so he waited and he could hear cheers from the other side of the wall. Then, after a while, everything seems to be quiet then the waiter appeared again from the kitchen holding a silver platter and handed it over to the tourist. When the tourist opened the lid, he saw two small balls about the size of golf balls fried in olive oil mixed with paminta, laurel and pineapple. The tourist complained, "But I ordered for a pair of Toro Balls! What happened?" Waiter: "My apologies, señor. Yes, you ordered two huge Toro Balls but you see, señor, the matador lost and the bull won!"  |
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11-22-2009, 08:54 AM
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Re: Bull Kills Matador
its always the animal thats more important to you people. no wonder you enjoy the other death scenes but cry if an animal dies. what kind of people are you?
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