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10-30-2011, 05:00 AM
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Re: Brutal rodeo death
Panicking mexicans pushed the gate closed OVER the guy's body. They are trying to force it shut with him wedged under the gate like a door stop. Then a mexican picks up his legs like he is a wheelboro, bending whatever is left of his spine. What would be a better visual is if the bull sat on the guys head, then jumped around with the riders head stuck in his ass.... |
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#334
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10-31-2011, 06:09 AM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:427 male Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 2,695 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 366 Post(s)
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Re: Brutal rodeo death
Tied to 500 pounds of kicking, sweaty, manure-encrusted beef, flopping around like a bloody rag doll in front of a crowd of people while tinny trumpets play fiesta music. Beats dying in front of the TV, I guess.
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#335
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10-31-2011, 07:02 AM
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Re: Brutal rodeo death
Now now, Chaz Bono is certainly large, but I would guess 350 pounds at most... As Sonny Bono (God rest his soul) said, people are surprised that the cute little girl on the Sonny and Cher Show grew up to be a big ****... |
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12-23-2011, 04:37 AM
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Re: Brutal rodeo death
It always is great to see an animal lay some smack down on a stupid bow legged rodeo clown. It's a stupid sport, even if the tramplings are amusing. All the rodeo riders have the bodies of 80yr olds by the time they are 30 and have to spend their money on medical bills. Ontop of that, in a hypothetical situation, if the worlds fattest man was lowered via crane ontop of the bull, then the bull wouldn't be able to jump around and the worlds fattest man would technically be the worlds best bull rider if you go by their rules. (I've had too much time to think about this).  |
