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03-30-2026, 11:35 AM
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Brutal Attack by an Assassin
A brutal attack by a hitman rocked the municipality of Fundación on Saturday night. The victim was identified as William Zúñiga, approximately 63 years old, who was shot while socializing with friends at the "La Ucho" nightclub, located on 6th and 19th streets. Although bystanders immediately rushed to Zúñiga's aid and took him to the Paz del Río Health Center, the severity of his injuries proved fatal. The elderly man died minutes after arriving, while the perpetrators fled in an unknown direction.
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03-30-2026, 11:54 AM
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Re: Brutal Attack by an Assassin
Hey buddy, are you okay!?! Let me help you up so you’re not lying in your blood. Hey, wake up!  |
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03-30-2026, 01:06 PM
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Re: Brutal Attack by an Assassin
Eh... compared to some/most of the sicariorrhea I've seen on DR, this one wasn't particularly brutal really.
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03-30-2026, 01:25 PM
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Re: Brutal Attack by an Assassin
They are probably all half-drunk, so are not responding very well.  |
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03-30-2026, 02:59 PM
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Re: Brutal Attack by an Assassin
63 years old... That's a pretty long life considering he was the (not-so) innocent victim of a hit, usually they are much younger (not counting the Jamaican gangsta that got shot in front of his 4x4 and ended up on this site too not too long ago).
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03-30-2026, 10:36 PM
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Re: Brutal Attack by an Assassin
"the perpetrator fled in an unknown direction" Well, it was either north, south, east, west or northeast, northwest, southeast, southwest. Those are the known directions. |
