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Re: A Brazilian Man's Final Swim

I wondered where my Fraggle Rock undies from my childhood went...
Fragile Rock undies had me rolling dude!!!
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Dude, I freaking burst out laughing at that one!!!
Bearing in mind your name, I suggest you be very careful. Don't want your fraggle rocks to get wet!

Fraggle rock undies aren't made any more so they're not easy to come by, or on.
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Re: A Brazilian Man's Final Swim

It's interesting that despite the drowning the party didn't stop
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Re: A Brazilian Man's Final Swim

He was definitely a little light in the loafers… too bad it didn’t help him float.
He was so drunk, he stumbled his way right into the deep water. What a fool.
Beyond being stumbling drunk, you should just never go swimming without a partner, and most definitely if you can’t even swim.
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Re: A Brazilian Man's Final Swim

Is anyone else as curious as I am as to why there appears to be a swinging bench in the middle of that lake?
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Were they having a victory rave after finding the body?
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I think the party was already going on when he entered the water, because of his little dance. He drowned to an EDM soundtrack.
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In that second video, damn near the end, that guy was going to grab him some swimmer's dick!
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...and almost last handjob!
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Bearing in mind your name, I suggest you be very careful. Don't want your fraggle rocks to get wet!

Fraggle rock undies aren't made any more so they're not easy to come by, or on.
Some of the people here have the best sense of humor! Practically everything I say is all BS. People have threatened to get me on gov watch list etc. if I ever do get investigated the detectives will have a field day. Occasionally I’ll search things like “best way to have sex with a rubber chicken” or “if I get my neighbors dog pregnant do I have to pay puppy support” or something like that.


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