[rafaelfy]

I hate fake news, I was kinda hoping to see a chupacabra attack someone.

[Stevieaitch]

April fool you grouchy fucks

[GoReproduceYourself]

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

The neighbours all say it moved as fast as lightning. Using ugly curse words. One lady even said "It was collecting beautiful valuable gold watches, and it had a myriad of big gold hoop earrings tangled in its coarse black fur!" And yet another neighbour swears that it smelled like a cat's urine, "like a cat's litter box, like cat droppings with urine!" he yells.

Documenting Reality ?

[itchypussy]

And so Jupitor has lined up perfectly with Venus and Mars ..... now you can call me old fashoined but... they were literally hacking the guys leg and head off with rusty machetis, so what the fuck is the idea behind pixillating his genitals out ?

[mexx]

Just missing some David Attenborough commentary .. Lol.

[Pyramid_Head]

I seriously don't know what to say.

[kasapin]

Op is a try hard..

[Shakey]

Originally Posted by darryl2016 ↗

Get a sharper knife

Or a straighter one.

[OhJstFkOffAlrdy]

I love these titles. Ignore the haters, Thrumpy. You just keep doin' you.

[horsecs]

Thrumpkins, your opening comments get my rolling on the floor every time!!!

Now I think this guy was faking it for a while, until that neck chop.