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03-30-2018, 02:49 AM
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 ⋆Bunnylord⋆ Poster Rank:46 HAVE YANNI SPAY OR NEUTERED! Join Date: Jun 2016 Posts: 32,577
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Brazilian Man Attacked By Chupacabra In Broad Daylight!
The neighbours all say it moved as fast as lightning. Using ugly curse words. One lady even said "It was collecting beautiful valuable gold watches, and it had a myriad of big gold hoop earrings tangled in its coarse black fur!" And yet another neighbour swears that it smelled like a cat's urine, "like a cat's litter box, like cat droppings with urine!" he yells.
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03-30-2018, 04:17 AM
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Re: Brazilian Man Attacked By Chupacabra In Broad Daylight!
I'm either missing something, or this was the stupidest fucking title I've ever seen.
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03-30-2018, 04:57 AM
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 Grammur Notcee Poster Rank:1055 Loading Gender Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 645 645Posts 1,249Thanked 97Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Brazilian Man Attacked By Chupacabra In Broad Daylight!
Manic episode is manic.
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03-30-2018, 06:56 AM
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Re: Brazilian Man Attacked By Chupacabra In Broad Daylight!
The chupacabra got attacked by the Brazilian man that smelt like cat piss?  |
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03-30-2018, 07:13 AM
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Re: Brazilian Man Attacked By Chupacabra In Broad Daylight!
That is some noise around 00:50. The drug cartels make it look so easy. They should intern with a couple of those guys.
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03-30-2018, 07:39 AM
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Re: Brazilian Man Attacked By Chupacabra In Broad Daylight!
Did you mean "chop-acabra"? |
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03-30-2018, 08:09 AM
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Re: Brazilian Man Attacked By Chupacabra In Broad Daylight!
Yeah, a "Unicorn" posting about a "Chupacabra." Now if ManBearPig chimes in everything will be complete. |
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03-30-2018, 11:23 AM
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 They Lied. There ALL LIES Poster Rank:314 <--We Did It. So Can You Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 4,144
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Re: Brazilian Man Attacked By Chupacabra In Broad Daylight!
Fake news sucks
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03-30-2018, 11:55 AM
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 So Bucking Fanned! Poster Rank:722 Beam me up Scotty. Well... maybe not UP Scotty, beside him will do. Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 1,154
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Re: Brazilian Man Attacked By Chupacabra In Broad Daylight!
His neck farted. 
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