Brazil - Woman Dead After Jet-ski Accident

lion · #51 ● 04-09-2022, 04:33 AM

Almost looks like it was intentional

BiteNite · #52 ● 04-10-2022, 10:38 AM

You haven't slept with enough attractive women. After 110 or so it's not much different from microwaving a grapefruit and cutting a hole in it.

I honestly don't feel worse for attractive women than for 'plain janes' on DR. But both very old and young get most people's extra sympathy.

lol dude I get plenty of puss, all races and body types (if i had a black "sex" book, it would be verrry long) . Ugly chicks and hot chicks alike. I'm not jaded like you "it's no different than a grapefruit".

mothmon · #53 ● 04-10-2022, 12:36 PM

Really tho, dumb people shouldn't be using fast internal combustion engine-powered vehicles. They should stick to slow, battery-powered devices like Barbiemobiles. amirite?

Brynjar · #54 ● 04-11-2022, 03:14 AM

Originally Posted by ehz ↗

Looked like the dock was reflecting the sun from behind her, she either straight up didn't see it or was blinded by the sun and squinting or something.

She was blinded by the light, revved up like a jet ski, another runner in the night... she got down but she never got up, she didn't make it through the night.

Brynjar · #55 ● 04-11-2022, 03:17 AM

Originally Posted by hughjardon67 ↗

Ah yes, I remember my jet skiing days when I'd act like a showoff and buzz the kids along the bank. Same type of stupid shit except I had to stand on mine (Kawasaki 440) AND I never crashed into a dock. About the worst thing that would happen is the jet would blow me shorts down when getting on and everyone would have to see my crack for a minute.

A sight to behold.

superhamster · #56 ● 04-12-2022, 11:43 AM

They gave her CPR from behind after that for a while.

DocuRealMoose · #57 ● 04-12-2022, 02:27 PM

Those pressure treated 4x4 aren't a joke.

NUUDLZ · #58 ● 04-12-2022, 04:06 PM

Wow that was just unreal, they didn't try to turn or slow down. Just full speed ahead and damn the torpedoes....or in this case the dock. What a shame. The dummy giving her CPR probably broke her ribs while he was non stop pounding away without counting or anyone doing the breathing. It's better they not try than to do it wrong. Really pretty Darwin Award winners....

NUUDLZ · #59 ● 04-12-2022, 04:10 PM

Another awesome find by Simone !!!

EWSER-X · #60 ● 04-13-2022, 06:56 AM

Originally Posted by gimlet ↗

That was strange. I've never jet-skied, is forward visibility impaired? How did they not see that dock?
Texting while jet-skiing?

According to experienced riders, you must accelerate while turning, otherwise it goes in a straight line. A lot of accidents happen with jet skis hitting boats, unable to avoid crashing into them.

Brazil - Woman Dead After Jet-ski Accident

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