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04-06-2021, 10:58 AM
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Re: Brazil - Pastor Drowned During Baptism
Went from "praise God" to "SWIM MOTHERFUCKER!!" in no time.
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#12
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04-06-2021, 01:13 PM
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Re: Brazil - Pastor Drowned During Baptism
well this just show that the flying spagheti monster don't approve this  |
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#13
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04-06-2021, 01:29 PM
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Re: Brazil - Pastor Drowned During Baptism
Mother Nature is more of an accurate and realistic form of "God" as far as I'm concerned. She's quite moody. Sad they keep singing after they all are clearly struggling. I would have been standing there already worried about this sort of thing. Haha |
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04-06-2021, 02:59 PM
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Re: Brazil - Pastor Drowned During Baptism
think they have to clap and chant louder next time to prevent any of such things in the future. or maybe the silly idea learning how to swim before entering a river instead of relying on the allmighty to correct their foolishness. |
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04-06-2021, 03:15 PM
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Re: Brazil - Pastor Drowned During Baptism
Ok.. so... I was raised in a family that made me go to church/sunday school in my youth.. and... All I can say is: The Lord Hath Spoken. |
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04-06-2021, 05:38 PM
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Re: Brazil - Pastor Drowned During Baptism
Jesus says everyone else has to walk UNDER the water.
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04-06-2021, 05:41 PM
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Re: Brazil - Pastor Drowned During Baptism
And since the Flying Spaghetti Monster ORIGINATED all the other religions, his opinion counts MOST. I am one of his devoted followers. All I can say is RAMEN! |
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04-06-2021, 05:54 PM
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Re: Brazil - Pastor Drowned During Baptism
lol no one can swim? The fuck did these grown adults think would happen if they went into the big moving wet thing where you can't breath?
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