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11-29-2023, 12:11 PM
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Brazil - Man Shot In The Ass
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11-29-2023, 12:16 PM
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Re: Brazil - Man Shot In The Ass
I’ll bet he was shot somewhere else before he got a shot in the ass…  |
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11-29-2023, 12:17 PM
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Re: Brazil - Man Shot In The Ass
Humor aside, bullets ricocheting against your pelvic bone must hurt like hell.
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11-29-2023, 12:29 PM
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Re: Brazil - Man Shot In The Ass
He looked constipated... those hot lead suppositories should help.
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11-29-2023, 03:42 PM
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Re: Brazil - Man Shot In The Ass
what a waste of fuckin ammo----WHOA--wait---- BRAZIL?? I apologize.... carry on. 
__________________ "Here lies the body of Mary Lee, died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity, not a bad record for this vicinity." |
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11-29-2023, 06:09 PM
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Re: Brazil - Man Shot In The Ass
A million dollar wound. The army must keep that money because he never saw a nickel of that million dollars.
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11-29-2023, 06:20 PM
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Re: Brazil - Man Shot In The Ass
The shooter was just a local doctor trying to efficiently drain or remove an anal abscess. I think he hit the puss-filled bulb and drained it.
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11-29-2023, 06:39 PM
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Re: Brazil - Man Shot In The Ass
He definitely got a bunch of caps busted in his ass  |
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11-29-2023, 09:10 PM
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Re: Brazil - Man Shot In The Ass
It was, indeed, a man shot in the ass, as the title promised!  |
