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11-29-2023, 07:37 PM
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Brazil: Farmer Fatally Stabs Himself While Butchering Pig
A man died this past Tuesday afternoon (28) after cutting his leg while slaughtering a pig in Gentil, north of Rio Grande do Sul. The incident occurred in the town of São Valentim at around 5:15 pm local time. The victim was identified as farmer Z.S., 54 years old . According to the Military Brigade, the man was located by neighbors lying near a shed on the rural property. Upon arriving at the scene, the police identified that the victim had a cut on his right leg which reached the femoral artery, causing excessive blood loss. |
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11-29-2023, 08:16 PM
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Re: Brazil: Farmer Fatally Stabs Himself While Butchering Pig
Silly fucker. You cut away from you, not towards, but he knew that. The knife should have been the other way round in his hand for the downstrokes, but that would have meant adjusting the height of the pig carcass and he obviously couldn't be bothered doing that. Laziness causes a shitload of industrial accidents. |
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11-29-2023, 08:31 PM
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Re: Brazil: Farmer Fatally Stabs Himself While Butchering Pig
Looks like the older man yells at him for being a dumbshit... and loafing on the job.
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11-29-2023, 08:34 PM
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Re: Brazil: Farmer Fatally Stabs Himself While Butchering Pig
The man in the hat doesn’t seem too alarmed.
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11-29-2023, 08:45 PM
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Re: Brazil: Farmer Fatally Stabs Himself While Butchering Pig
A pig still died |
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11-29-2023, 09:29 PM
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Re: Brazil: Farmer Fatally Stabs Himself While Butchering Pig
Only 54? Usually they're much older and more doddering when they slip up that badly. My uncle was cutting open a bag of wood burning stove pellets in his living room and he sliced through to his wife's (not my aunt) favorite piece of furniture. She was furious about it and called social services on him, saying he was a menace to himself and others. He was 87, and within a couple of weeks he died in the care center she had him placed in (yes, she was a total fucking cunt )
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11-29-2023, 10:01 PM
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Re: Brazil: Farmer Fatally Stabs Himself While Butchering Pig
Always respect the edge! Took me way too many self-inflicted wounds to teach myself that rule.
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11-29-2023, 10:49 PM
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Re: Brazil: Farmer Fatally Stabs Himself While Butchering Pig
He bled out like a stuck pig.
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11-29-2023, 11:34 PM
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Re: Brazil: Farmer Fatally Stabs Himself While Butchering Pig
I guess they are having Long Pig for dinner tonight!!
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