[Tblom11]

Originally Posted by sojalemmi ↗

I think that guy was probably her stalker neighbor who was already for his afternoon creep-wank when he saw his favorite neighbor to spy on was floating in the pool and he rushed in, too late of course.

but yeah, sad, he will have to wait til heaven to spy on her again

Creep- wank..

[Brynjar]

Originally Posted by GuttR ↗

holy fuck, i've been drunk in pools before. but this bitch was suicidal

Well, she might have been face down looking at the reflection of the sun, the wavy color of blue, thinking it was the light she was suppose to go into?

Naw, bitch just up and drowned. Is drowned even a word? I'm just a float'in around in my living room. I see the bright sun and the blue skies but I'm not feeling the waves swishing back and forth. I'd better stay put before it pulls me in like a black hole. I won't go off into the light but I do hear a short low pitch mumbling of a poltergeist whisperer saying, "All are welcome, all are welcome, cross over into the light, all are welcome." Oh, now I remember, drowned is not a word, but the active verb of drowning, once the event is completed, would be drown. I got the munchies, later

[Brynjar]

Originally Posted by docfr8 ↗

Drinking ETOH and submerged water activities

In this situation here, she would have benefited from the use of scuba divers air tanks. BUTT NO!!

[Brynjar]

Originally Posted by anitec19 ↗

Dumb bitch can’t drink! Don’t let women drink lol

Or drive?

[kellyhound]

Maybe in her very drunk mind she thought she was swimming in the ocean.

[megaman]

I was pissed last night ... just grateful no pools were involved

[Dr_Jackal]

After watching the video of that mom hang herself in front of her kids, I needed a good laugh. What a dumb way to go. Imagine that being in your obituary. Too drunk to stand up. I feel bad for the guy who found her.

[Icybluegrrl]

Clearly the lady was disoriented after the nipple pinchies and fell, neck first, on the ledge by the pool.

[Budd Dwyer]

Looks like we've missed the slip or she became MIA later...

What a pointless death

[philovan]

Originally Posted by Padraig Flaherty ↗

Being so obviously intoxicated on alcohol and/or opiates/barbiturates, her motor skills (let alone “fine” motor skills) were most assuredly compromised and the central nervous system depressed (i.e. diaphragm function, etc.), thus causing her heart and respiration rate to be significantly reduced! In other words, she was already “half-dead,” if you will, the moment her head slipped under the surface! And, just as traumatic and soul-searing, is the agony of that poor man (father, brother, friend....lover?) upon finding her! Her pain and suffering has now ended....whereas his is only beginning! A day of utter horror, that will not end but subsist, in his mind and heart, until he passes from this world, to be reunited with her yet again!

Uhh . . . right