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02-17-2020, 12:28 AM
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Re: Brazil - Bodies of 2 Missing Teenage Girls Found in a Stream Shot Dead
I know, right ? I mean, why would the police drag her in such a way that - had it continued - may have inadvertently torn away her damp undergarments and exposed her "mud tunnel & fun funnel" to all those people who were assembled there gawking ??? I for one am glad that her "hairy drainer & gusset stainer" were not on full display. It would be uncouth and unedifying. Can you even begin to imagine if her "hog taker & log maker" was to have ended up here, on video, where gentle minded folk like to me have to endure it ? |
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02-17-2020, 07:59 AM
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| The Candyman With the Windowless Van Poster Rank:141 Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 11,548 Mentioned: 32 Post(s) Quoted: 6130 Post(s)
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Re: Brazil - Bodies of 2 Missing Teenage Girls Found in a Stream Shot Dead
Nevertheless, he has a point. Often it seems that the only difference between the police/army and the "gangs" is that the former have their pay and equipment supplied via public funding.
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02-17-2020, 06:38 PM
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Re: Brazil - Bodies of 2 Missing Teenage Girls Found in a Stream Shot Dead
I was in a gang once. We were called the Warriors. This one time (no, not in band camp) - we were trying desperately to get back to our turf after somebody set us up - it was pretty hectic man. And there was this lubra-lipped DJ who kept broadcasting our position to other gangs - we thought that was pretty unfair. On one occasion she said "All right now, for all you boppers out there in the big city, all you street people with an ear for the action, I've been asked to relay a request from the Gramercy Riffs. It's a special for the Warriors; that's that real live bunch from Coney... and I do mean The Warriors. Here's a hit with them in mind". But then the weirdest thing happened - a midget from another gang demonstrated his percussion skills using nothing but a few empty bottles ……. and then invited us to "come out and plaaaaa-aaay. It all ended very amicably. I made it back to my turf, and tried a few different careers including working as a "fluffer" on a film called "Debbie Does Dallas" - before I went on to become a US Congressman (until I was caught in a sex scandal a few years ago) ……. Ahhh, the "scandal". Yes, I knew what I was doing was wrong, but damn it, for so many years I had heard people using the phrase "you can't put lipstick on a pig" ……. until one night, I put lipstick on a pig - and fell madly in love. Little did I know a journalist would be there to capture the moment I got to "final base" with my porcine love machine. Some people ask me "what happened to that pig??" - and as far as I know, she went on to star in some movies, including one called "Babe: Pig In The City". I wish her nothing but the best, but I do curse that lipstick …… it just made her so instantly glamorous that I couldn't help myself once I had applied it. Fuck you Maybelline & Max Factor, you cost me my job and my family. The End. |