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08-30-2020, 01:42 PM
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 Für Immer Verloren Poster Rank:50 Boredom + Despair Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 30,253
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Brazil - Bloke Dying After Being Shot
At around 8pm on 28th August 2020 in the São José Operário 4 neighbourhood (Brazil), 34 year old S.H.F.d.S. was shot in his head + chest. 'S' owned a car wash business. He had finished work when 2 gunmen on a motorbike approached him + shot around 10 times at him. The gunmen fled the scene + a witness rushed 'S' to the hospital in their car. 'S' passed away from his injuries at 9pm. Family + friends of 'S' do not know why he was murdered. Though there's rumour that he owed money to loan sharks that were linked to drug dealers.      
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08-30-2020, 03:07 PM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:29 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 49,039 Mentioned: 27 Post(s) Quoted: 24109 Post(s)
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Re: Brazil - Bloke Dying After Being Shot
“Wake up, Larry, you're gonna be late for work.”
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08-31-2020, 06:02 AM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT Poster Rank:1005 Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 689
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Re: Brazil - Bloke Dying After Being Shot
I bet they’re talking about who gets his sandals. I bet he has some high-class, beach strollers. Now I want his sandals.  |
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08-31-2020, 06:52 AM
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Re: Brazil - Bloke Dying After Being Shot
Probability that some random Brazilian person you cross paths on a street in Brazil will be wearing flip flops = 93% Probability that some random Brazilian person will be murdered on a street in Brazil > 95% and the grim reaper will be shod in flip flops as he comes to take you. Guaranteed!  |
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08-31-2020, 04:25 PM
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 My Rank: MASTER SERGEANT Poster Rank:518 I'll just take a look. Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,981 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 141 Post(s)
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Re: Brazil - Bloke Dying After Being Shot
The “Wiggle” closely followed by “up you get lad”, a well known cure for head shots.  |
