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08-30-2020, 01:42 PM
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Brazil - Bloke Dying After Being Shot
At around 8pm on 28th August 2020 in the São José Operário 4 neighbourhood (Brazil), 34 year old S.H.F.d.S. was shot in his head + chest. 'S' owned a car wash business. He had finished work when 2 gunmen on a motorbike approached him + shot around 10 times at him. The gunmen fled the scene + a witness rushed 'S' to the hospital in their car. 'S' passed away from his injuries at 9pm. Family + friends of 'S' do not know why he was murdered. Though there's rumour that he owed money to loan sharks that were linked to drug dealers.      
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08-30-2020, 02:03 PM
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Re: Brazil - Bloke Dying After Being Shot
He aint waking up any time soon  |
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08-30-2020, 03:07 PM
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Re: Brazil - Bloke Dying After Being Shot
“Wake up, Larry, you're gonna be late for work.”
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08-30-2020, 11:15 PM
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Re: Brazil - Bloke Dying After Being Shot
He's a goner 
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#5
08-31-2020, 06:02 AM
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Re: Brazil - Bloke Dying After Being Shot
I bet they’re talking about who gets his sandals. I bet he has some high-class, beach strollers. Now I want his sandals.  |
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#6
08-31-2020, 06:52 AM
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Re: Brazil - Bloke Dying After Being Shot
Probability that some random Brazilian person you cross paths on a street in Brazil will be wearing flip flops = 93% Probability that some random Brazilian person will be murdered on a street in Brazil > 95% and the grim reaper will be shod in flip flops as he comes to take you. Guaranteed!  |
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#7
08-31-2020, 11:56 AM
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Re: Brazil - Bloke Dying After Being Shot
Translation: STAY WOKE!
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#8
08-31-2020, 04:25 PM
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Re: Brazil - Bloke Dying After Being Shot
The “Wiggle” closely followed by “up you get lad”, a well known cure for head shots. |
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#9
09-02-2020, 05:59 PM
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Re: Brazil - Bloke Dying After Being Shot
Yes, that's the spirit! Just keep shaking, just keep shaking!!!
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