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02-06-2024, 11:18 AM
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Brains Leaking Out of Cyclist's Skull After He Was Run Over by Bus
Campos dos Goytacazes, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
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02-06-2024, 12:27 PM
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Re: Brains Leaking Out of Cyclist's Skull After He Was Run Over by Bus
That was the part of the brain responsible for fashion sense and urinary continence. It’s probably best he didn’t survive given his job as a runway model. He will be missed. |
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02-06-2024, 12:33 PM
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Re: Brains Leaking Out of Cyclist's Skull After He Was Run Over by Bus
Ooof. One second you’re happy and ignorant, but the next, you fall, and suddenly you’re feeling all that pressure and pain in your head, just before you feel the ‘POP’ as it gives way to the weight of a bus as it’s tire crushes your skull against the pavement, much like humans tread a bug underfoot… Yeah. |
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02-07-2024, 04:33 PM
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Re: Brains Leaking Out of Cyclist's Skull After He Was Run Over by Bus
__________________ "Here lies the body of Mary Lee, died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity, not a bad record for this vicinity." |