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02-13-2026, 06:06 PM
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Biker Run Over by a Truck After Sudden Braking
India. On the Varanasi–Shaktinagar highway, near Garaudi village a biker was riding his bike when he encountered a parked stationary truck on the roadside. He applied sudden brakes to avoid it, causing his motorcycle to skid and lose control. The rider was thrown onto the road, and a truck approaching from behind ran over him, resulting in his immediate death on the spot.
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02-13-2026, 09:40 PM
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Re: Biker Run Over by a Truck After Sudden Braking
I'm guessing that the victim hadn't taken any motorcycling proficiency lessons.  |
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02-13-2026, 10:21 PM
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Re: Biker Run Over by a Truck After Sudden Braking
Well, Thank God it wasn't a MOVING stationary truck! |
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02-14-2026, 12:24 AM
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Re: Biker Run Over by a Truck After Sudden Braking
Gotta steer clear of those stationary trucks. Death by a thousand paper cuts is very unpleasant. (PS: Yes, I know) |
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02-14-2026, 01:44 AM
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Re: Biker Run Over by a Truck After Sudden Braking
I counted 9 tires in total with an estimated weight of a fuck-ton. Understandable why he died on the spot.  |
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02-14-2026, 03:26 AM
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Re: Biker Run Over by a Truck After Sudden Braking
I would have titled the thread "Sudden Braking of Motorcycle Leads to Sudden Breaking of Most Bones of a Man's Body".
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02-14-2026, 09:09 PM
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Re: Biker Run Over by a Truck After Sudden Braking
Plus, each KILO is 2.2 lbs, so you have to DOUBLE it. So THAT would make it 2.2 Fuck Tons of weight.  |
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02-18-2026, 11:16 AM
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Re: Biker Run Over by a Truck After Sudden Braking
Still not clear: Metric Fuck Ton, or your standard Imperial Fuck Ton?
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02-18-2026, 12:00 PM
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Re: Biker Run Over by a Truck After Sudden Braking
Sorry, but I'm STILL trying to convert it into drams, flagons, and hogsheads! |
