Biker Fatally Hit by Drunk Motorist at 5.39 AM This Morning

**kellyhound** · #1 08-13-2021, 06:05 PM

Colombia, A.B, who was riding his motorcycle on his way to work this morning when he collided with a motorist who was drunk. He died and leaves a wife and a child.

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yourazlmt · #2 08-13-2021, 06:53 PM

Pretty sure he was going exactly 88mph.

richard brou · #3 08-13-2021, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by yourazlmt

Pretty sure he was going exactly 88mph.

Pmsl

gimlet · #4 08-13-2021, 07:53 PM

Both lights on the car shut off at impact, the motorcycle lights stayed on, surprising result to me. The car must have hit a pole, there are glowing embers falling, or maybe one of the drivers was swallowed up by the fires of Hell that opened from the ground like in Don Giovanni.

niknik · #5 08-13-2021, 08:08 PM

Pretty sure if he road his bike to work 5 days a week for 10 years. He probably had a 95% chance of this happening to him at some point. Since he just flies through blind intersections. Basically saying to himself "I trust everyone on the road with my life".

Necrotic Bowel · #6 08-13-2021, 09:19 PM

It looked like his parachute failed to deploy properly.

William May · #7 08-13-2021, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by yourazlmt

Pretty sure he was going exactly 88mph.

Dead on! THAT'S why there are sparks everywhere.
He and Doc are probably off on another wacky adventure!

gimlet · #8 08-13-2021, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by niknik

Pretty sure if he road his bike to work 5 days a week for 10 years. He probably had a 95% chance of this happening to him at some point. Since he just flies through blind intersections. Basically saying to himself "I trust everyone on the road with my life".

He rarely saw anybody at that intersection at 5:30 AM, plus he was lucky. That's why he played every Latino Lottery he could find. He was sure he was lucky and would win any day now, he was getting ready to retire when he did.

CaptainPicard · #9 08-13-2021, 11:07 PM

Technically speaking the biker the car.

deadhorsey · #10 08-13-2021, 11:13 PM

Air mail!

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