Better To Burn Out Than Fade Away!

RiversEdge · #11 ● 03-11-2019, 04:34 PM

For a brief moment I thought he'd died solid in that position like a street performer, was going to say these bloody buskers are up to new tricks again but then he moved and ruined everything.

I agree. me and the pigeons were about to vote him for statue of the year, but he screwed it up.

fred5079 · #12 ● 03-11-2019, 07:10 PM

holy shit he's a human big mac wtf

koipin · #13 ● 03-11-2019, 07:40 PM

Quite sad but I think this is from an old video. I seem to remember the gates for some reason. I dont think he sets himself on fire either, he gets doused.
Ill dig through my archives...

fapfapfap · #14 ● 03-12-2019, 01:20 AM

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

To be sure. I've always thought that. It can be pretty funny too though. Remember that one from India maybe it had to do with that big mass suicide farmer protest--not the funny part, but a lady climbs to the top of a big water tower with stairs that coil around and around it, and all that specifically so that no one could get to her, and put her out in time. So she gets a little roaring, when the same thing happens that happens to almost everyone about 20 or so seconds into their adventure with their first breath in of sweet smokey fire...they freak right out. They'll do all kinds of awesome shit to extinguish themselves--they'll do cartwheels into automated station wagons full of puppies and orphans, anything at all. This lady actually managed to make it pretty far back down the tower before finally just sitting down to die. People running as fast as they can while on fire is pretty much what all good fires get for Christmas.

20 seconds? More like 2.0 seconds.

fapfapfap · #15 ● 03-12-2019, 01:22 AM

Originally Posted by Aries85 ↗

I remember her, all up in her ninja outfit holding a banner for some protest. I don't think she aimed to kill herself with what the story said but she was pretty dumb to do something like that anyway so quite frankly deserved it. They say them who play with fire get burnt

You guys are missing one key component of that video. The woman who runs down the stairs didn't actually intend to set herself on fire.

The woman who was doused and set on fire sat there eating it and the woman who was helping her went up in flamed too and freaked and started hauling ass.

exKitten · #16 ● 03-12-2019, 03:37 AM

Man, if anyone ever finds me on fire, spare yourself and throw some gas on me, because if you put me out and I end up in the hospital in agony and die anyway, I'm coming for your ass. Haunted won't begin to cover it. My ghost will fuck you up.

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

Suicidal combustibility.

cannonreload · #17 ● 03-12-2019, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

People running as fast as they can while on fire is pretty much what all good fires get for Christmas.

SteelReserve · #18 ● 03-12-2019, 09:33 PM

That’s just atrocious...did you see that guys cell phone screen.

Oonie · #19 ● 03-12-2019, 10:18 PM

Dude was still alive?!?!

Grimlyfe · #20 ● 03-13-2019, 09:11 PM

Originally Posted by Oonie ↗

Dude was still alive?!?!

Until he suffocates from not being able to draw a breath. The outer layer of skin started to carbonize causing the tissue to fuse together and sort of harden like a candy shell I.E. the reason he can't move is arms. He literally can't expand his chest to draw a breath so we were just watching him slowly suffocate.

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