[Sugar³]

Suicidal combustibility.

[rhubarb_king]

And THAT is how I am going to go! Love yall

[ggall]

I would kill the guy who put me out of immolation.... the agony!!

[docfr8]

Why Self immoliation

[Sugar³]

Originally Posted by ggall ↗

I would kill the guy who put me out of immolation.... the agony!!

To be sure. I've always thought that. It can be pretty funny too though. Remember that one from India maybe it had to do with that big mass suicide farmer protest--not the funny part, but a lady climbs to the top of a big water tower with stairs that coil around and around it, and all that specifically so that no one could get to her, and put her out in time. So she gets a little roaring, when the same thing happens that happens to almost everyone about 20 or so seconds into their adventure with their first breath in of sweet smokey fire...they freak right out. They'll do all kinds of awesome shit to extinguish themselves--they'll do cartwheels into automated station wagons full of puppies and orphans, anything at all. This lady actually managed to make it pretty far back down the tower before finally just sitting down to die. People running as fast as they can while on fire is pretty much what all good fires get for Christmas.

[exorio]

Even if he survived, how will he live the rest of his life

Just let him die already

[Aries85]

For a brief moment I thought he'd died solid in that position like a street performer, was going to say these bloody buskers are up to new tricks again but then he moved and ruined everything.

[Aries85]

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

Remember that one from India maybe it had to do with that big mass suicide farmer protest--not the funny part, but a lady climbs to the top of a big water tower with stairs that coil around and around it, and all that specifically so that no one could get to her, and put her out in time. So she gets a little roaring, when the same thing happens that happens to almost everyone about 20 or so seconds into their adventure with their first breath in of sweet smokey fire...they freak right out. They'll do all kinds of awesome shit to extinguish themselves--they'll do cartwheels into automated station wagons full of puppies and orphans, anything at all. This lady actually managed to make it pretty far back down the tower before finally just sitting down to die.

I remember her, all up in her ninja outfit holding a banner for some protest. I don't think she aimed to kill herself with what the story said but she was pretty dumb to do something like that anyway so quite frankly deserved it. They say them who play with fire get burnt

[Hunter1031]

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

To be sure. I've always thought that. It can be pretty funny too though. Remember that one from India maybe it had to do with that big mass suicide farmer protest--not the funny part, but a lady climbs to the top of a big water tower with stairs that coil around and around it, and all that specifically so that no one could get to her, and put her out in time. So she gets a little roaring, when the same thing happens that happens to almost everyone about 20 or so seconds into their adventure with their first breath in of sweet smokey fire...they freak right out. They'll do all kinds of awesome shit to extinguish themselves--they'll do cartwheels into automated station wagons full of puppies and orphans, anything at all. This lady actually managed to make it pretty far back down the tower before finally just sitting down to die. People running as fast as they can while on fire is pretty much what all good fires get for Christmas.

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[kellyhound]

Like he's sitting in an invisible chair for some time