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03-03-2021, 04:23 AM
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Re: Behold The Pale Frog!

I appreciate that you guys want to have a laugh, but 3 pages of racism disrupting this thread is a bit much (+ has just been sent to the dumpster). Please stay on topic.


Anyway, great find, Thrumpy. That poor bloke, I hope he died quickly.
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If I had a pickle, it'd would be well and truly tickled right now.
Thank you for the laugh!
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Re: Behold The Pale Frog!

When will the Chinese learn
Have you ever tried to understand a Chinese product's operator's manual?

That's why!
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Whoever made a funny video out of an honest working man getting killed in an industrial accident needs my foot up their ass. Any of you assholes who think that is funny or the Chinese are stupid need to be taken off the face of the earth you embarrass me you disgust me you horrify me. I’m ashamed for your mother I’m ashamed for you and I am really really happy that you are not my children you disgusting horrible people.
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Whoever made a funny video out of an honest working man getting killed in an industrial accident needs my foot up their ass. Any of you assholes who think that is funny or the Chinese are stupid need to be taken off the face of the earth you embarrass me you disgust me you horrify me. I’m ashamed for your mother I’m ashamed for you and I am really really happy that you are not my children you disgusting horrible people.
It was me. I did it.

And yes, I also admit I did laugh while making it, and it was both fun and funny to make. I wasn't thinking quite as much about the gentleman's level of honesty, and frankly I would have needed a bit of a higher resolution just to be able to tell what that level was. I was thinking about how much that machine looks like a frog though.
But in all seriousness, jokes aside, so I can stop loving this video for just long enough to admit...


















































That the funniest part is when his legs fling up and it looks like he's doing the Leprechaun heel click!


Yes sir, that shit is definitely even funnier than the rest of it. Just imagine what was going through his head right there, "Oh mutherfucker, I felt that. That better not have made me look like I'm Chinese Heel Click dancing on that fuckhead 360p camera out there."
And then, "I knew I should have disengaged that bitch before I leaned into this contraption."

Anyway, whatever he was thinking, I'm just glad that we could find some middle ground in this whole thing. And laugh together like this--even if only briefly.
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Have you ever tried to understand a Chinese product's operator's manual?

That's why!
This came with a pair of Japanese binoculars I got. Seems pretty straight forward to me.

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DO NOT LEAVE NICE OPTICAL EQUIPMENT NEAR SMALL CHILDREN WHILE THEY INHALE SOLVENTS!
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Of course, didnt even see who posted this when I clicked the link but soon as the shot fades and the music kicks in instantly it's Dr.Thrumpkinz no doubt about it. You got a style thats unique, love the work!
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Re: Behold The Pale Frog!

I have a friend who is paranoid schizophrenic, very multi talented and have almost the same sense of humour like you have

More of this please
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This video and others that I have seen like this one, no matter how gruesome, should be shown to new employees as a mandatory part of their trainings
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Coochie!
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