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#71
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01-15-2018, 11:22 AM
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 My Rank: STAFF SERGEANT Poster Rank:895 Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 836 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 203 Post(s)
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Re: Beheaded by Machete Chops
Is that really all you're capable of ? pissing people off on this forum. Just for once, can you not just make a comment that's pertinent to the thread, rather than making inane, ill-educated suppositions. What a piece of work you must be in 'real life' |
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#72
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01-15-2018, 12:18 PM
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| My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:3412 Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 104 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 17 Post(s)
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Re: Beheaded by Machete Chops
And tonight, on the blunt machete showcase. Is it just me or would he have had an easier time cutting his head off with a freaking bread knife? Why have the tools if your not going to maintain them. Another death where they didn't piss/shit themselves. I'm impressed. |
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#73
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01-15-2018, 01:46 PM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:64 Dick Pic In Profile Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 24,126 Mentioned: 80 Post(s) Quoted: 13840 Post(s)
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Re: Beheaded by Machete Chops
It was the gag. It was in between the blade and the back of the guy's neck. Since it was bunched up and not taut, a less-than-razor-sharp blade wasn't going to cut through.
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#74
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01-15-2018, 02:12 PM
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 Lisan al Gaib Poster Rank:324 Male Join Date: Dec 2014 Posts: 3,909 Mentioned: 74 Post(s) Quoted: 4469 Post(s)
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Re: Beheaded by Machete Chops
What's the story? You mean to tell me none of you illiterate mofos speak spanish. By now watching all these deaths videos you should speak it fluently.   |
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#79
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01-16-2018, 12:22 AM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:155 WHOSYOURDADDY Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 10,171 Mentioned: 44 Post(s) Quoted: 5441 Post(s)
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Re: Beheaded by Machete Chops
To be fair, most of his struggling was of the "instinctive reaction to discomfort" kind rather than the "I hope I'll live somehow" kind. It's brutal that if he had somehow been able to lay there on his back after the first chop they probably would've cleaned him off quickly but the discomfort of being unable to breathe was too much and caused him to suffer that much more. |
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01-16-2018, 01:01 AM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:784 Male Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,005 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 114 Post(s)
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Re: Beheaded by Machete Chops
1:37 "QUACK!"  |
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