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Re: Beheaded by Machete Chops

Does anyone understand what the captive was trying to say??
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Re: Beheaded by Machete Chops

Did they tell him to expose his neck or something? Looks like he embraced his fate there.
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poor kid. hope he deserved it.

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Good Lord that was brutal
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Re: Beheaded by Machete Chops

Starring:
Dimwit, turd, shitface.

Featuring dull machete.

What's this beheading fad in south America all of a sudden, they used to stab each to ground meat level, now they just behead. I'm not a snowflake but i'm getting triggered by this cultural appropriation of Islam, it's affecting porn quality.
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Man, he didn't wanna die LMFAO
Good riddance
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Re: Beheaded by Machete Chops

One of the more brutal
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The man in the yellow galoshes first removes one pair of ears from a young Venezuelan gentleman; undoubtedly for his cauldron. But then, in a remarkable turn, turns the youngster into a freaking out duck with his magical south american wand.

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Re: Beheaded by Machete Chops

Different camera angle...
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Re: Beheaded by Machete Chops

Well someone's been skipping their "Brazilian head chop" elective course. I give a c+ "Room for improvement" it started out ok but went all sloppy from there.


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