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11-27-2009, 01:18 AM
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Re: Bear Mauls Mentally Handicapped Man That Fell into Bear Pit
OMG stupid people, throwing things at the animal only makes it angrier!!! Someone jump in there with a fucking SOMETHING and bash its head.
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11-27-2009, 06:58 AM
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Re: Bear Mauls Mentally Handicapped Man That Fell into Bear Pit
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the accident of evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he walked alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. A 7-foot grizzly was charging towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and the bear was closing in. He ran even faster, so scared that tears were coming to his eyes. He looked over his shoulder, and the bear was even closer. His heart pumped frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up and the bear, right on top of him, reached for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out "Oh my God! ... " Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky: "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?" The atheist looked directly into the light: "It would be hypocritical to ask to be a Christian after all these years, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice. The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed. The bear dropped his right paw ... brought both paws together ... bowed his head: "Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful." |
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11-27-2009, 04:41 PM
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Re: Bear Mauls Mentally Handicapped Man That Fell into Bear Pit
This is Darwinism at it's finest...minus the cop with the gun of course, they should have let the bear eat that waterhead.  |
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11-27-2009, 10:59 PM
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Re: Bear Mauls Mentally Handicapped Man That Fell into Bear Pit
For a Sec. It looked like the man lost his Hand and the Bear just threw it behind him, but after watching that particular clip several hundred times, it's not what I thought it was and THEE entire Clip SUCKS NOW. JK.  |
