|
#91
●
06-10-2010, 12:03 AM
|
|
Re: Bear Mauls Mentally Handicapped Man That Fell into Bear Pit
How bout staying your ass behind the wall |
|
#92
●
06-10-2010, 02:17 AM
|
|
Re: Bear Mauls Mentally Handicapped Man That Fell into Bear Pit
right, i totally agree! why do these IDIOTS just KEEP jumping the fences? the fence is there for a REASON! dumb ASS!!!
|
|
#94
●
06-10-2010, 02:49 AM
| ||||||||
| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:4625 male Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 61 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 1 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Bear Mauls Mentally Handicapped Man That Fell into Bear Pit
that's neat!... Authority: ... and sir, what's your reason for wanting to register a handgun? Mohrenberg: ....eeerr... in case i see a bear mauling a zookeeper, i can whip out my weapon to shoot the beast! Authority: wow, that will make a great story. anyway, what makes u think you can hit the bear instead of the man especially since they will be struggling? Mohrenberg: u moron! the bear is a fucking thousand pound beast and a damn humongous target. I wouldn't miss! Authority: ok mr. bulls-eye, so what kinda high powered, laser tracking hunting rifle (with a size small enough to be concealed beneath your clothing) will you be carrying in order to take down this 1000lb beast? If you shoot it with a handgun, it will only serve to piss the animal off and make it more aggressive! Mohrenberg: eeerr... eeerr... fuck u man! i just wanted a handgun to feel big, that's all. stop giving me all this bullshit, man! Authority: hehe.. permit denied! |
|
#96
●
06-10-2010, 03:28 AM
| ||||||||
| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:1540 male Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 367 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Bear Mauls Mentally Handicapped Man That Fell into Bear Pit
every one here seems to have missed the point that john paul the bear was taking care of church business and it would be instant excommunication if interfered with , gun ,do you want to be ripped apart by catholic women
|