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02-17-2020, 06:18 PM
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Re: Batter Up
My grandma is not good when she is bored either ……… I know this, because last time I visited them to drop off some groceries, Grandad was boring into grannies septuagenarian clam, and she was howling like a pig stuck in a fence. She was loudly yelling something about how his unbridled lust was turning her "hips into chalk", and that he needed to "get the fuck off" her right away. Poor old girl ……. these days she uses a zimmerframe - that dirty old Pop of mine must have rattled her cage something awful after I left.  |
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02-17-2020, 06:40 PM
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Re: Batter Up
I would love to live out my time and embrace geriatric love with my best friend  |
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02-17-2020, 07:48 PM
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Ahh Doc, what can I tell you ? It always sounds so romantic ….. life long lovers still getting frisky with each other at an advanced age. But the thought of an 82 year old popping out her dentures and gumming an 84 year old man makes me cringe. I do not wish to imagine a set of liver spotted labia majora on some old Nanna, hanging down to her knees like a set of mudflaps on a Mack truck. Nor do I wish to imagine the ball sack of a dementia-ridden old Grandpa hitting the edge of the bed as he flips her over to stare lovingly into her cataract covered eyes. I don't even know how he would get it hard for the Old Girl - I kind of imagine it would look a lot like a banana fritter that has been left too long on the BBQ frill. When I come over to visit, I want to eat my grandmothers famous peach cobbler - not look at Pop trying to keep his false teeth on top of his inflamed gums because he spent the morning trying to eat Nana's other "pie". And when I shake his hand goodbye, I don't want to think that he's had two of those arthritic fingers knuckle deep in her old clam ! Nope. Old love will not be on my radar. |
