[John Doenut]

That call was from the National Lottery, calling to tell him he’d won the jackpot of $200 million.

[veriaxi]

that moved me....

[apins293]

I would have used a bigger caliber

[vulcano911]

Plese, leave a message

[contagiontoall]

Originally Posted by Steve ↗

That gun looked a bit weak!

Still had the desired affect though

[Pyramid_Head]

Should have saved up for a stronger caliber, that thing barely did him in.

[Konamama]

He’s kind of a whiner

[Konamama]

Phone call was a little bit too late. But I’m never unhappy when a narcissist kills himself

[Rogan]

these suicide videos aren't as fun as when the chinese go into lathes or brazilians touch hot wires or african rapists get attacked by mobs and set on fire. that said, this dude could waited it out, 24 hours later things tend to look up a little. You know what they say about tomorrow.
anyway that's what I would've done.

[ExxonMobil]

Originally Posted by switchpeel ↗

did the job though.

debatable. he could be a vegetable now if medics arrived in a reasonable amount of time.