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06-13-2021, 07:15 AM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:7 What we've got here is failure to communicate. Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 103,591
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Re: Attempts to Save a Bird but Dies in the Attempt
If a person is that fucking dumb they don't deserve to live. I just hope he hasn't passed on his faulty genes if he was lucky enough to find a woman that would mate with him.  |
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#52
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06-13-2021, 10:51 AM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:399 MALE Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 3,013 Mentioned: 5 Post(s) Quoted: 959 Post(s)
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Re: Attempts to Save a Bird but Dies in the Attempt
Cut him some slack, man—isn't that a little harsh? Have you actually thought it through? ... what you're saying? I mean, if you're just blowing steam, like we all do at times, and you're speaking rhetorically—then I suppose that's fine. But you cannot truly be serious. Inherited traits and passed-on innate abilities are not one-dimensional, but rather multifarious and variegated, manifesting in discrete and well-discernable applicable skills—yet with varying degrees of aptitude on the performance scale; as such, like most people, it is expected that he excelled in some areas, and lacked in others—while he remained average in most. This guy was probably no genius in any particular field—including trucking—but perhaps he was a decent father, family man, husband, etc.—or a plethora of other human endeavors which thankfully, are not judged with a capital offense yardstick either. Was he careless and even stupid that night? You bet his dead ass—a crushing indictment. But to not deserve to live and to not procreate? I think you are confused in terms of how traits are actually passed on to subsequent generations and how they manifest in next-of-kin offspring. People make much ado about "Darwin awards" here, but they know pithy little about the subject matter. To put it more succinctly and in more crass, pedestrian terms: people can suck really bad at one thing, but this doesn't mean they suck at everything they do—so killing them is stupid and insane and a waste. Case in point: one of my teenage girlfriends, who ended up being my wife for a few years, could be a real bitch—but boy, could she deepthroat like God's gift to humanity ... never found anybody like her since. But damn it, she couldn't cook or drive a stick to save her life—and neither could she ride a donkey or take it on her face. Yet she swallowed like a champ and inhaled me down to the spine; for that was her talent, her gift—her revelation. My gift was patience, an expertly curled finger, and a tireless tongue (funny thing, because she was actually the one playing the trumpet). But cook for me? I'd rather would've scraped tree bark with my bare teeth. All things considered, the lesson here is to value people for their gifts—and not condemn, excoriate or SENTENCE THEM irrationally for their misgivings, lack of coordination, awareness, a surfeit of stupidity or even the occasional slather of sheer imbecility.  |
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06-13-2021, 01:14 PM
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 ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:202 Iceman Join Date: Aug 2017 Posts: 7,506 Mentioned: 19 Post(s) Quoted: 3630 Post(s)
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Re: Attempts to Save a Bird but Dies in the Attempt
Holy shit did your pussy get gut or something? Lighten the fuck up already.
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06-13-2021, 06:27 PM
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Re: Attempts to Save a Bird but Dies in the Attempt
I don't know—let me put my beer on the table and pull out so she can breathe, then I'll ask her. "Hey, honey, this fellow here would like to know... " LMAO  Ok, man, I'll try... I only try to entertain, no real malice from me ever, really:) I'd give you a hug, but I only hug attractive women, sorry. Regards. Rasputin. |
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06-13-2021, 06:32 PM
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Re: Attempts to Save a Bird but Dies in the Attempt
Best comment on this thread—arguably, the best and most pellucidly sincere comment ever. Much respect to you. |
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06-13-2021, 07:45 PM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2129 Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 225 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 46 Post(s)
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Re: Attempts to Save a Bird but Dies in the Attempt
Being that stupid I'm glad he's dead, his stupidity could have cost someone else their lives.
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