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10-17-2023, 01:19 PM
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"Archangel of Crime" Found Naked And With Busted Head Near Beach
A man identified as C.E.s.d.A., also known as the 'Archangel of Crime', was found dead in Fortaleza, Ceará state, Brazil. The body was discovered after washing-up near a beach on Monday morning (16).
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10-17-2023, 01:34 PM
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Re: "Archangel of Crime" Found Naked And With Busted Head Near Beach
The gun blast or axe strokes made his hair look much better
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10-17-2023, 01:46 PM
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Re: "Archangel of Crime" Found Naked And With Busted Head Near Beach
It's too bad there aren't some sort of cartel rules where you have a requirement to look a certain amount of "cool" if you're going to have a cool sounding nickname. "Archangel of Crime" sounds legendary but then the guy looks like a queef that came to life. |
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10-17-2023, 04:26 PM
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Re: "Archangel of Crime" Found Naked And With Busted Head Near Beach
Guess the “Archangel of Crime” couldn’t cheat death.
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10-17-2023, 05:11 PM
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Re: "Archangel of Crime" Found Naked And With Busted Head Near Beach
Judging by the second pic, I'm pretty sure I saw this guy in a Troma movie about madcap mishaps with vats of toxic waste. Ugly mofo, ain't he?  |
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10-17-2023, 05:45 PM
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Re: "Archangel of Crime" Found Naked And With Busted Head Near Beach
I LOVED that film "Toxic Avengers". Two drunk, high schnooks drive a truck around with 55 gallon open topped drums of glowing green, bubbling radioactive hazardous waste, and they don't spill a drop on the way to their dump site, even though the drums are teetering on the edge of the bed of the flat-bed truck the entire trip, and they swerve and tilt mercilessly as they gander down the road. It was almost as good as "Poultrygeist", about the fried chicken stand built on the site of an old Indian Burial Ground. Almost like "Poltergeist", but more enjoyable, and with a better plot. And some naked chicks.  |
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10-17-2023, 06:10 PM
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Re: "Archangel of Crime" Found Naked And With Busted Head Near Beach
WOW that's a badass hairstyle.... makes ya wonder who his barber is  Or maybe he stumbled or was pushed off the cliff onto the rocks  |
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10-17-2023, 06:33 PM
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Re: "Archangel of Crime" Found Naked And With Busted Head Near Beach
He looked dumb alive and even dumber dead. I’m glad he’s dead.
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