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05-31-2010, 04:07 AM
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if you fail at suicide than you know you will fail at everything
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What a failure, he should go kill him self
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At least he shot himself between the eyes, so you know he didn't actually plan to fail. In fact, the look on his face says it all...

"God damn it! Why am I STILL here? FUCK MY LIFE!"

If anyone here is thinking of commiting suicide, please let me know. I'll help ya.

I won't shoot ya, I'll just kick your ass and take you to a psychiatric hospital.
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Now you are fucked forever YAY!!!!! Just stick a plastic spoon in there after lunch when the nurses aren't watching you :)
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....and he thought his life sucked before now he's gonna be a tard
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Stupid is as stupid does, just another halfwit attention whore...
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haha....Idiot!
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I don't get how you fail at shooting yourself in the face?
Having doubts

This is prob the attention whore yea.. so only half the guts of an idiot who really wants to die, that's where they fail like they fail at everything.
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Re: Another Failed Suicide

The only thing worse than committing suicide is to survive the attempt...


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