[Padraig Flaherty]

Great treatment there...

[nowheretorun56]

Why would you do it under your chin. Dumb ass. In the mouth or side of the temple. People usually just blow off side of their face under the chin.

[mickey27]

Fucking hell, if you're going to do the deed at least make sure you do it properly. His problems from the day before must seem pretty trivial now.

[philovan]

Originally Posted by Tickbaby ↗

I don't get how you fail at shooting yourself in the face?

Small cal

[quieroversangre]

I can hear the CBM Pet commodore computer saying:

REDO FROM START

[Padraig Flaherty]

Years from now, he'll be glad of that "failure!" Sometimes our mistakes and failures, are the best things to have happened to us, for a greater good...

[RiversEdge]

now, John Q. Public will pick up the hospital bill.
scrotum head.

[John Doenut]

Originally Posted by Tickbaby ↗

I don't get how you fail at shooting yourself in the face?

You’ll fail every time, if you use a water pistol.

[Mongolian60]

That dude will have some real good story to tell in a bar on skid row to a fellow winette.

[jbell0129]

just kill yourself dude...opp nevermind.