[BigSnail34]

Originally Posted by docfr8 ↗

Your Kung Fu is weak for a Jedi

If I understood the Star Wars movies correctly, I believe Jedi are supposed to be infected by a perspicacious parasitic microbe that alters their brain- and biochemistry and makes them do the crazy shit they do. So really, the movies are a bleak study on the dissolution of the diseased mind. Which is why all the major Jedi (or erstwhile Jedi) characters eventually present with various classical indicators of brain damage.

My point is, you should have compassion for Jedi - they've been lobotomized by space fungus.

[Padraig Flaherty]

Life changing event, that’s for sure!

[stranglewank]

My phone’s being shitty so I can’t reply to it, but to whoever replied with the picture of pop rocks made me laugh my dick off.

[winvens]

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

Well, Argentina maybe? But you're probably right, this guy's gonna need some cling wrap, and a bus ticket to Texas.

Let me rephrase that: how would a surgeon even begin to reconstruct what's left of his face? His jaw and everything in it is gone.

[Sugar³]

Originally Posted by winvens ↗

Let me rephrase that: how would a surgeon even begin to reconstruct what's left of his face? His jaw and everything in it is gone.

I know, I know, I play. Cracking wise, and besmirching an entire country's medical system for my amusement.
Now for my real answer...Chile!

[BigSnail34]

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

I know, I know, I play. Cracking wise, and besmirching an entire country's medical system for my amusement.
Now for my real answer...Chile!

Actually, Brazil is home to some of the best plastic surgeons in the world, and is a world leader in pioneering new procedures. They perform more surgeries on foreigners than any other country.

In the 1950's, a surgeon named Ivo Pitanguy convinced the administration of Brazilian President Juscelino Kubitschek that the "right to beauty" is a fundamental health need, and he received funding to open an institute offering free plastic surgery to those unable to pay for procedures.

Today, Brazil provides around 500,000 free or very low-cost procedures to its citizens every year, which is roughly 40% of the total performed. These procedures are performed by young doctors who often develop into world-class surgeons in just a few years because they have an extremely high workload.

[Sugar³]

Originally Posted by bigsnail34 ↗

Actually, Brazil is home to some of the best plastic surgeons in the world, and is a world leader in pioneering new procedures. They perform more surgeries on foreigners than any other country.

In the 1950's, a surgeon named Ivo Pitanguy convinced the administration of Brazilian President Juscelino Kubitschek that the "right to beauty" is a fundamental health need, and he received funding to open an institute offering free plastic surgery to those unable to pay for procedures.

Today, Brazil provides around 500,000 free or very low-cost procedures to its citizens every year, which is roughly 40% of the total performed. These procedures are performed by young doctors who often develop into world-class surgeons in just a few years because they have an extremely high workload.

[Sugar³]

Originally Posted by bigsnail34 ↗

Actually, Brazil is home to some of the best plastic surgeons in the world, and is a world leader in pioneering new procedures. They perform more surgeries on foreigners than any other country.

Seriously though, your information is being absorbed in a state of extreme contrast, and at odds with many of the existing lease holding ideas in my head--it's likely to be bullied severely in there. I should have offered it some pamphlets on its way in. I think I've actually posted video of a lady who lived in broke down Fanta machine stabbing some dude in the back for imitating her dog, or some such thing. Oil and water.
Nevertheless, I stand by my original position--casting medically related dispersions is funny.

[gimlet]

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

Seriously though, your information is being absorbed in a state of extreme contrast, and at odds with many of the existing lease holding ideas in my head--it's likely to be bullied severely in there. I should have offered it some pamphlets on its way in. I think I've actually posted video of a lady who lived in broke down Fanta machine stabbing some dude in the back for imitating her dog, or some such thing. Oil and water.
Nevertheless, I stand by my original position--casting medically related dispersions is funny.

" I think I've actually posted video of a lady who lived in broke down Fanta machine stabbing some dude in the back for imitating her dog"

Thrumpie, you are killing me tonight!


BTW, Fanta was a german creation during WW2 to cope with the Coca Cola embargo. Hitler loved drinking Coca Cola, historians say the Coke logo inspired the Swastika flag colors.


From Wikipedia:


" During WWII, a trade embargo was established against Nazi Germany—making the import of Coca-Cola syrup difficult.[1] To circumvent this, Max Keith, the head of Coca-Cola Deutschland (Coca-Cola GmbH) decided to create a new product for the German market, using only ingredients available in Germany at the time, including whey and apple pomace—the "leftovers of leftovers", as Keith later recalled.[1][2] The name was the result of a brief brainstorming session, which started with Keith's exhorting his team to "use their imagination" (Fantasie in German), to which one of his salesmen, Joe Knipp, immediately retorted "Fanta!"[2]
The plant was effectively cut off from Coca-Cola headquarters during the war. After the war, The Coca-Cola Company regained control of the plant, formula, and the trademarks to the new Fanta product—as well as the plant profits made during the war."

[AngelAssassin]

Originally Posted by docfr8 ↗

Well, how does your mom suck
I suppose the same way

I'm sorry, you walked into that

Dude, just how is he gonna create the vacuum needed to ‘suck’ without half of his mouth? He can’t.